TheUsualSuspect

Please see Chargers @ Raiders Week 1 of this season. Hard to watch, and even worse for us east-coasters as that game started even later than any Thursday Night game.

I am paraphrasing, but did Brad Nessler just say something about "showing up in tomorrow's newspaper"? With all do respect to our 60+ crowd, Who the fock still reads a newspaper??? On a side note, game is going as scheduled...STL O-Line has been impressive.

The answer as many of you have already said is, NOBODY. And quite frankly as of today, NOBODY is even close. For fun, let me nominate Vonta Leach. I know he doesn't get in but he is a 2x Pro Bowler and currently is playing his ninth year in the league. He possibly will have blocked for two future HOF'ers (Foster, and Rice) so he better be in either of their speeches if they do make it! I know where I stand on this one but how about the recently retired Clinton Portis?

+1. As of right this moment, it's your deal. Wait till next week if possible so that you can obtain DMC after his bye and keep Rice @KC. If you run any risk of going 0-5 because you can't fill a line up this week, move on. Truly a must win week for you. 0-5, it's over.

Leagues without quarterbacks are the best. Yup... Just call me, "One-up guy".

I would, but then I would not ask that manager to be in the league next season. Those are the kind of moves that can ruin a league...how was this transaction not vetoed?

A couple wide receivers I'll throw out there for Week 5... WR- Jerome Simpson (MIN) vs TEN... Nothing more than a hunch and a soft defense. WR- Domenik Hixon (NYG) vs CLE... Barden OUT, Nicks will be OUT, Cleveland defense as a unit has improved, but secondary is their achilles heel and Hayden still OUT. WR- Armon Binns (CIN) vs MIA... LW 3-63-1, vs. CLE 5-66, MIA def. struggled against both receivers, Fitzgerald/Roberts Week 4. Nothing bold here, but the bye weeks/injuries have some of us scrambling for a playable WR3. These are three receivers that should all get you a minimum, 60 yds and a possible score this weekend. Good Luck!

Ben Coates.

I am in a 5-Team league and I handcuffed him with Bush. Reggie's production is declining, so I would add Lane immediately. He looked very determined on Hard Knocks, I am very excited about his "upside". I have "stashed" him for four weeks, but his time is now. 90yds and 2 scores this week, Book it!

Bush is declining? Hahahaha... Yeah, he didn't have 180 and 2 this past weekend, he sucks. Trade or cut him loose immediately before it's too late.

Rule #84, I recommend never trading Roddy White. Trade.

Sometimes... when I don't like my matchup for apples, I will go ahead and start oranges.

Why compare him to Wes Welker? Why is Hartline not the next Randy Moss... or Roddy White? Hmm... What could it be... Oh wait, I think I got it. They are both successful, white NFL wide receivers. Welker 5'9 185lbs... career 11.1 avg/rec, plays the slot Hartline 6'2 200lbs... career 15.9 avg/rec, usually plays x or z Yes, they both will have the Miami Dolphins on their resume but I don't think that is what you were going with there was it?

Maybe the volume on my TV is loud... But is it just me or did the crowd go nuts after that Hester score?

He only goes about 2 bills at the most, but has a double-chin in any picture I've ever seen of him... Sometimes a triple if he is looking downward.

Currently losing by 68 with Only Barden and Romo left. Not sure if Barden made the dress list and this game is unwatchable. Maybe I am just pissed because I have had a losing day all around and would like to move on to Week 5 ASAP. I think I may throw in the towel. Good Luck to those that need it, going to play a game of Madden, massage myself, and call it a night.

I can' t say that I have even been in a league where there was a trade involving a team Def/ST... Unprecedented, where I come from.

Even last week vs Jets he had I think 11 targets, despite just the one catch. He is certainly getting his opportunities right now but am anticipating a natural let down next week.

Wife... I have proof.

After just one catch in OT last week, I decided to put Hartline on my bench his week. How about you? Of course, because there is absolutely no consistency by anyone in his league I will start him next week and get another 4-56 performance. This, in addition to playing Julio (3 points), Leshoure (3 points), McFadden (3 points), ARZ Def (giving up a thousand Yds to MIA)... Oh, and I was vs. SF today... I am pretty pissed off.

Oh I knew the only thing missing was a defensive TD... And sure enough, Santonio Holmes is handing out TDs. Thanks Buddy! Get Well Soon!!!

Like some of you, I have Leshoure and Julio and they are killing me right now but here's a new one... The New York Jets. Anyone else playing against 49ers defense this week? 3 turnovers, a couple sacks and a shutout thru nearly 3 quarters to this point. I am not very optimistic about getting any garbage points in the 4th either-this game is over. Sanchez, Tebow, Pennington, Ken O'Brien... They all stink. Fa Q Jets!!!

His current value is WR 4, or in other words... Cat poop. You must eat the cat poop!

He will be the greatest RB in Cardinals history... Even better than Johhny Johnson on Super Tecmo Bowl. As for this week, 120 and 2... Book it.

Pittabutter Jellytime, Pittabutter Jellytime.. Whoot Whoot! Had to do it. I am sorry.