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    Southern comfort ninja

    You've seen the commercial What is his motivation? And is this edjr in twenty years?
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    Tuna Talk

    You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.
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    This board needs an enema

    This place was my daily dose of hilarity back in the day 5-6 years ago. It is a shell of itself. Death pools Sippy cup Gorgeous George Terry schiavo " gurgle gurgle gurgle" Never winter nights Online poker Lotsa pron Emoticon only poster Alias catching Then everyone got old
  4. 12 teams 3 divisions Playoffs are each division winner and wild card is next best record, if tied total points Weeks 15 and 16 playoffs and Super Bowl
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    Good Reads

    Just into passage, reminds me a lot of Stephen king the way he is developing the characters. Getting a lot of backstory on them. I'm at the part where the is hitting the fan and they is loose.
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    The Design of the Voss water bottle - The truth

    I thought it was the best shape to go in gfiafps bunghole. Who knew?
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    Worst storm in the history of ever, hits Phillipines

    Fock there goes the worlds supply of rainbow loom rubber bands and pillow pets! Cancel christmas!!
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    This team is going to the playoffs ... I gaurantee it.

    I GUARANTEE this is a stupid thread
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    Any hope for Santonio Holmes this weekend ?

    Hard to say I picked him up to stash behind t smith k Allen and h douglas
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    "Duke" Ellington

    I'm starting him over fried RICE.
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    Cowboys talk

    Lost my ff week thanx to romo. I can't complain tho in all honesty everyone has a bad week. 38 points from rgknee I wish he would have saved that for bye week
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    Henderson vs. Belfort

    Under card was excellent, main fight a bust imho
  13. I do care! That's the problem, can't you sense the frustration? If I didn't, I'd love to have the little gems who do nothing since its less work ( no papers to grade, just watch videos all day ) I just want to teach, not play therapist, counselor, social worker, referee, parent etc to these kids. Insert the walk a mile in shoes quote here.
  14. Back in the day when they passed the laws regarding child labor. The USA found it had millions of kids with nothing to do but get in trouble, thus mandatory public education was born. Did you know a kid with autism generates 14,000 dollars in funding while a normal kid is only worth 4000. So we make up all kinds of learning disabilities to milk the system. No wonder the regular classrooms don't have textbooks but the blind kid has a 20,000 dollar book reader and a 25,000 dollar a year aid. Where's the money for the other kids?
  15. A big focking F U to people who blame unions or tenure for the problems in education. You wouldn't a week in a regular classroom. All you need is one student to lie and say you touched them or swore at them and you would be fired. You would be begging for a union then. Also there is no tenure anymore except those who are grandfathered in. So I keep having to pay 100 dollars to get fingerprinted every five years ( as if they change) just because the state says so. Fock you. Try teaching where the school is 75% free lunch and third generation welfare and get them to care about anything. Fock u and you clueless parenting and your excuses like add and bi polar, and anger issues. Learn to control your focking spawn or drown them in the tub. Don't expect me to raise them for barely above poverty level income. Teach them yourself if you hate teachers so much, let them live with your sorry ass till they are thirty. Fock you!
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    Damn Kids

    I don't understand why kids have no coping skills or self esteem anymore. Kids are exposed to this crap and follow it like sheep. Wtf is up with kids these days?
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    obama said he's horny

    I can't see how he is, he's been focking America for years. Man has gotta lay off the testosterone cream.
  18. More and more states are saying no to common core! Hopefully the trend continues
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    Best Childhood TV Show/movie Vehicle

    No speed buggy?
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    Tim Wright on cover of Cat Fancy

    Hope it's not like the madden curse.
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    Good Reads

    Tomas covenant, I'll have to check it out I stopped at white gold welder. All I can remember is his constant guilt and he seemed like a whiny botch lol. Thirty years later ill pick it up again lol. Joe Abercrombie first law trilogy is great. The abhorsen trilogy by Garth nix is also an excellent read. Very different.
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    Words that don't make sense

    If pro and con are opposites... The opposite of progress? Congress
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    Words that don't make sense

    Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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    To all Ridley owners who never gave up

    I'm hoping he stays strong I have rice Ridley and cj , talk about working miracles I'm 7 and 2 thank to this place. I have a monopoly on fa market thank to early tips on this board. Ellington, Keenan Allen, marlon brown, streaming defenses, Tim wright , and the cooper foles connection. God bless fftoday
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