The One True God

Here comes Black Jesus. WWEJD?

Are you kidding? I let that Mohammed focker stick it in a 9 year old. Have at it, bro.

Zues' handiwork. Sadistic motherfocker.

That kid was always a little socially retarded. Shoulda wore a condom.

Thank me for Maury Povich. Joseph was such a whiney biotch about it. He was all like "If you made Adam out of dirt, why'd you have to fock my wife?"...I was all like "dat ass doe".

Make me an offer - I can take care of it for you.

Matthew 5:38-39 Bitchess

Damn, I did good.

I'm giving up Ukraine and Grilled Stuffed Burritos.

Well this is awkward.

I can't wait to take home my award for creating Gravity.

Relax, it's just an extra chromosome. You'll be fine.

I had a blast coming up with Down Syndrome.

Little Nicky.

You've never heard of them.

I figured I should cut the guy some slack. He gets diagnosed with Testicular Cancer on Tuesday.

Please, stop.

Fock if I know, I leave that shite up to Phil. Sorry, fellas.

Everyone.

Not for long.

Don't worry, Geeks, I got this.

Are Savage Beast and Naomi still available?

You guys have it easy these days. I made a few changes after Jesus was born. Mary's twat still gives me nightmares.

Sincerest apologies, my child. Brady backed out of our Gisele deal. He'll never win another Superbowl.