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DiCaprio

It's a free ride when you've already paid.

But they discourage fapping and pron.

Does having hairy armpits make you more womanly? Maybe I'm missing something. Feminism seems like it would equate to being more feminine.

I would spread butter on her and smell her hair.

Saw one with Cyndi Laupner selling psoriasis meds and all I could think was... Dayum, wood. I can work around psoriasis

My cigs were taxed and went up 50 cents a pack. Tax revenues from weed would be huge.

Trade schools are surprisingly protest free. Antifa protesters would be stomped with steel toe boots.

Trumps biggest fail yet. In an attempt to connect with the black community he failed to recognize that black people don't like Kanye.

Kim and Melania can be bffs

They're like biscuits. Great hot, not so much cool.

Saw a documentary that showed him selling unsigned prints at a street vendor stall for $50-$60. Haggled with potential buyers and sold some for less. Art collectors were were dumbfounded by what was clearly a slap in the face to the art community. Of course the value of these prints exploded once it was found to be original Banksys. Several that bought these prints were surprised/amazed at their windfalls.

A one hour concert that was about 30 minutes to long.

Turn it up.

Riders on the storm.

Nuked until they split apart. Pan fried in butter until the casing is browned and crisp. Both diagonal on a slice of white bread. Quick and easy.

Didn't that guy in Fla get shot for using the hdcp parking spot?

But they could have had safety netting lining every fairway to protect the patrons. Or provided helmets and goggles for everyone in attendance And instructed the players to not play in such a manner that would endanger spectators. Even if it effects scoring Clearly this is a case of negligence

Cold, clammy and pre-lubed. Wife material

Possums. Vile creatures.

Wang Dang sweet poontang

Jury management is key. Can't have them leaving the house feeling like they just got focked. Tyler unnecessarily took the heat when he should have levied blame elsewhere. Derrick was a mastermind at letting other players be the bad guy. Julie Chen's husband is caught up in #metoo allegations and has been removed as a top executive at cbs. Her position with BB is rumored to be at an end with Derrick taking over as host. Disclaimer: wife a huge fan, all info provided here was forced upon me and relayed to the bored.

New motto: My banana stands alone. This business has all kinds of marketing potential

Odds on terminal illness, early release? Dementia seems easy enough to fake. Pretty sure he can come up with an illness that makes him a burden on the state.

Cellular retention