the s is ilent

Tutu backlash.

Starting Dalton over Wilson. A notoriously slow starter in RW @ a stingy Den DST. Baldwin and Lockett with inj concerns. Dalton @ a weak Indy DST. Loaded with healthy weapons. I'm also rolling with Mixon ppr

I was wrong

His best friend grew up in his Dads navy coat.

My trip to McDs went like this. My McChicken sammich looked like there was a mayo bukake inside the wrapper. Inedible. My small fry was deposited upside down in the bag. My iced tea was warm with 2 cubes of ice. There is no way possible to fock up my order any worse than that. And these morons want $15/hr

You've taken it to another level. Sour cream and eggs.

Whitesnack moan

Sour cream makes Taco Bell's tacos " supreme "

. Lick it before you stick it.

Banged Loni Anderson in her prime.

There's one on a fantasy football show that's oddly attractive and knowledgeable. Can't think of her name, sort of a butterface but definitely wood with no ragerts.

Chic fil a is pressure fried in peanut oil. Oil selection makes a difference?

Batman and Ironmans superpower is a lot of money.

At least he spit on the offensive finger before insertion.

I have a urethra.

They should put my grill in some kind of animal holocaust museum.

The call cigarettes fags in the U.K. That one would go over nicely in the Winston cup series.

Secure a good kicker

Racist entrapment. Dindu Nuffin needed some new kicks to get to work. Not guilty.

Has the 6'2", 240 lb 13 year old with the porn moustache made an appearance yet?

They're like cack sweatbands.

Played in a summer golf league last year and made the finals in the B flight. Rules are simple- governed by the rules of golf. In the final match, A and B flight low scorers play together to determine each flights champ. Flights are determined mid season. The two A guys are buddys that played together and posted par or better every week ( honor system). I had been told that they cheated on play and/or scoring. 1st tee, I say "rolling it in the fairway and down in the rough right?" Them , " No, everybody rolls it the rough" my B flight opponent said " I don't" I confirmed that I play it down also. Several times I caught them cheating by rolling out of bad lies or obstructions. Me, " I thought we understood the ground rules on the 1st tee" them, " we're just out here to have fun" I say "the rest of the league would disagree " 10th tee - me, "wow, you guys are more over par through 9 than you have been all summer" them, " ~steam~" Finally told them that they had screwed me, my partner and the rest of the league by guaranteeing themselves 1st and 2nd place money and to do whatever you want. They did. Both my partner and I beat them handily. Me by 10 and 14 shots respectively. They still took 1st and 2nd place money. Offered a handshake on 18th green and was shown their backs. Went to the cart and told them not to worry, I wouldn't be back for this season. Also let it be known that I was told that you are cheats and that I would tell everyone in the league that I know that you are cheats. At the awards ceremony A1 collects his 1st place cash and shoots me a chit eating grin. B2 later told me that a lot of people had wanted to do what I did but thought it was too much trouble to call them out. This year the league scoreboard is up and same A1 and A2 are way out front. About 3 weeks ago I saw that someone had written, in ink, "cheater" behind A1's name. Later scratched out and replaced again. I had nothing to do with scoreboard shenanigans but would like to think that my call out may have contributed. It's a gentlemans game until you cheat.

I remember a painful to watch National Anthem.

Grandpa said a .22 bullet costs 5 cents. I would imagine that back in the day, given the cost effectiveness of veterinary medicine, that many family pets were taken for their last walk.

The turnout was measley.