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Your Grandmother died and left you a million dollars.

These immigrants bring nothing and take everything. Much of what they earn goes back to Old Messico. No way it hurts the economy.

For presents

My wife sucks my cack. No way that toofbrush is going in my mouth.

Peppermint Patty is a lesbean

Erogenous zone. A well maintained armpit is sexy.

Californians need to stop watering their lawns, taking showers and flushing their toilets. Reservoir problem solved.

Are these guys the handful of sweaty female cheerleader crotch or Pom Pom type? Smell my finger.

The dude that played the blind guy in "Don't Breathe". Or was he the victim? Also played the grizzled war Vet in Avatar. Blew up the home tree. Underrated actor.

I live in a sandy area and the mulching blades on my mower lifted and recirculated the sand causing my mower blades and deck to wear quickly. Eventually the constant sand blasting eroded a hole through my deck causing clippings and debris to be blown into the belts and pullies. Went with straight blades ( minus the lifting mulch foils) and doubled blade lifespan.

Johnny Ringo. Poor soul, he was just too high strung.

Stupid glasses

I play for dollar skins and demand silence. Every shot for a pro is potentially worth hundreds of thousands. STFU camera guy.

Is his peemus covered in the event of an unfortunate accident?

Keeping America Great New campaign slogan.

Take an inmate out for the weekend and watch his face light up when you tell him it's time to go back to jail.

Just bought $10 worth for mega millions $522 million jackpot. When I win I'll prolly get struck by lightning and never collect.

Black guy was previously confronted for same parking situation. In that instance he (AA guy) says he's gonna shoot. May have happened in this case too. If AA guy slams him to the ground and says "I'm going to pop a cap in yo ass" it's totally justified to stand your ground.

McGlockton died by Glock

Do wife's parents live there or SIL hubbys parents? If it went to mediation it could be considered joint family support for parents. Sounds like somebody's getting a retirement home at the lake.

"The Devils testicles" between pukes.

Let's smoke a little pot, destroys clay pot, then bangs gong at 70 yds - with a pistol

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I found that if you hit the replay tab in quick succession there's a machine gun effect.

Big cans look great in a bikini top. When you unleash those puppies there's no tellin what you're gonna get.