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This forearm needs a chick gagging on a dong emoji. We can call it Rory.

Non-traditional pin on 16 today. I like it

I bet that focking jap yesterday in matchups and he goes +7. I don’t do anything today and he goes -7.

Shot 81 this morning. I have my Coors Light on ice. It’s time for Masters Sunday

Regardless of what happens in EdEx, we have a heavyweight fight in the final group. Tomorrow is going to be awesome.

Bryson has to win +250 just because I hate Rory.

The Masters Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -4 -5 -5 Brooks Koepka 2 5 Min Woo Lee -1 -1 3 Sergio Garcia 0 4 Sahith Theegala 0 0 1 Tom Kim 1 2 2 Total -5 -6 -2 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 0 -6 -12 Tommy Fleetwood 1 -2 1 Russell Henley 7 3 Daniel Berger -1 0 1 Phil Mickelson 3 5 Aaron Rai -2 0 1 Total -3 -8 -10 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Bryson DeChambeau -3 -7 -10 Hideki Matsuyama 1 -3 4 Corey Conners -4 -6 -8 Akshay Bhatia -2 2 5 Justin Rose -7 -8 -5 Davis Thompson -1 0 -2 Total -14 -21 -23 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa 0 -3 -3 Cameron Smith -1 5 Will Zalatoris 2 8 Patrick Reed -1 -3 -6 JJ Spaun 2 2 4 Lucas Glover 6 8 Total -2 -4 -5 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Jon Rahm 3 2 0 Patrick Cantlay 2 2 3 Viktor Hovland -1 -4 -3 Wyndham Clark 4 0 3 Dustin Johnson 2 3 Sam Burns 1 -1 2 Total 2 -5 -1 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -4 -3 -6 Joaquin Niemann 0 2 0 Sepp Straka 6 5 Tony Finau 3 4 Sungjae Im -1 -3 -4 Harris English -2 -1 0 Total -7 -7 -10 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 1 0 4 Xander Schauffele 1 -2 -4 Robert MacIntyre 3 6 Tyrrell Hatton -3 -5 -2 Taylor Pendrith 5 8 Brian Harman -1 -2 3 Total -3 -9 -3 dain 1 2 3 4 Jordan Spieth 1 2 -1 Shane Lowry -1 -5 -5 Jason Day -2 -4 -5 Keegan Bradley 2 3 Denny McCarthy -1 2 1 Adam Scott 5 5 Total -4 -7 -11

Disaster

My tee time is at 7:40 tomorrow morning so I should be home by noonish to update the sheet barring a frost delay.

Most days I carry a Ruger Security-9, but some days I feel like a cowboy and carry a S&W .38.

Nope, I'm a fat faced fock's cousin is 3 over on the front. Not looking good for the bets I placed last night.

It wouldn't be Saturday at the Masters without lager's team coming completely unglued.

DK has a few listed for the game today.

I have 2 bets on Hideki vs Aberg at different prices. Let’s go, Jap

I'm with you. I'm taking Hatton over Scottie tomorrow.

They just put up more options. I have a full card for tomorrow. 3rd Round Mathups Hideki Matsuyama over Ludvig Aberg -115 Patrick Reed over Collin Morikawa +155 Patrick Reed over Jason Day -105 Tom Hoge over Max Homa -105 Aaron Rai over Justin Thomas +150 Tyrrell Hatton over Viktor Hovland -120 Tyrrell Hatton over Scottie Scheffler +215 Hideki Matsuyama over Shane Lowry -130 Hideki Matsuyama over Ludvig Abert +105 Nick Taylor over Max Homa -130

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@Horseman We 2 options tomorrow. 1. sit on the profit we’ve made. 2. The only matchups I like are plus money dogs and we roll the dice. what are you thinking?

I’ve had the lead in this tournament after 54 holes three times and lost them all. I’m the Greg Norman of EdEx Masters.

Still so early. I hope I can finally purchase the green sport jacket that has been sitting on my Amazon cart for 6 years

The Masters Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -4 -5 Brooks Koepka 2 5 Min Woo Lee -1 -1 Sergio Garcia 0 4 Sahith Theegala 0 0 Tom Kim 1 2 Total -5 -6 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 0 -6 Tommy Fleetwood 1 -2 Russell Henley 7 3 Daniel Berger -1 0 Phil Mickelson 3 5 Aaron Rai -2 0 Total -3 -8 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Bryson DeChambeau -3 -7 Hideki Matsuyama 1 -3 Corey Conners -4 -6 Akshay Bhatia -2 2 Justin Rose -7 -8 Davis Thompson -1 0 Total -14 -21 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa 0 -3 Cameron Smith -1 5 Will Zalatoris 2 8 Patrick Reed -1 -3 JJ Spaun 2 2 Lucas Glover 6 8 Total -2 -4 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Jon Rahm 3 2 Patrick Cantlay 2 2 Viktor Hovland -1 -4 Wyndham Clark 4 0 Dustin Johnson 2 3 Sam Burns 1 -1 Total 2 -5 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -4 -3 Joaquin Niemann 0 2 Sepp Straka 6 5 Tony Finau 3 4 Sungjae Im -1 -3 Harris English -2 -1 Total -7 -7 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 1 0 Xander Schauffele 1 -2 Robert MacIntyre 3 6 Tyrrell Hatton -3 -5 Taylor Pendrith 5 8 Brian Harman -1 -2 Total -3 -9 dain 1 2 3 4 Jordan Spieth 1 2 Shane Lowry -1 -5 Jason Day -2 -4 Keegan Bradley 2 3 Denny McCarthy -1 2 Adam Scott 5 5 Total -4 -7

It's all good. I'm still likely to fade him the rest of the weekend. He has one top 30 in his last ten major appearances.

If Justin Thomas doesn't hole out from over a bunker on 2 for eagle this would have been a sweep.

Is your broadcast way ahead of mine? I need JT to bogey 18 and see he is just off the fairway to the left for his 2nd shot.

Pretty much guaranteed a 4-1 day. Need a bogey out of JT to get a possible 5-0 sweep