BiffTannen

It was a great day, though. I’m hoping it rains here all weekend so I don’t have to go play golf myself. Depending on the venue, I sometimes like this one more than the Masters.

Tomorrow will be nerve racking. I have a chance to get 4 to the weekend. All are volatile players capable making me a trunk slammer.

Thank god for fat face and 2 gloves or you’d have the season title locked up.

Tight ball game we have here after round 1. US Open Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler 3 Ben Griffin -1 Corey Conners 2 Denny McCarthy 0 Justin Rose 7 Andrew Novak 6 Total 1 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Bryson DeChambeau 3 Keegan Bradley 3 Sam Burns 2 Taylor Pendrith 2 Tony Finau 6 JJ Spaun -4 Total 0 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Jon Rahm -1 Hideki Matsuyama 4 Harris English 3 Si Woo Kim -2 Patrick Reed 3 Min Woo Lee 7 Total 0 Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Xander Schauffele 2 Joaquin Niemann 5 Brooks Koepka -2 Matt Fitzpatrick 4 Akshay Bhatia 6 Davis Thompson 5 Total 4 dain 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 4 Justin Thomas 6 Jordan Spieth 0 Maverick McNealy 6 Ryan Fox 2 Thorbjorn Olesen 6 Total 6 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa 0 Ludvig Aberg 2 Tyrrell Hatton 3 Cameron Young 0 Cameron Smith 5 Wyndham Clark 4 Total 2 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Tommy Fleetwood 4 Patrick Cantlay 6 Russell Henley 0 Viktor Hovland 1 Robert MacIntyre 0 Jason Day 6 Total 1 bostlonlager 1 2 3 4 Sepp Straka 8 Shane Lowry 9 Daneil Berger 2 Aaron Rai 2 Nick Taylor 3 Sungjae Im -2 Total 2

I said nice things and bragged about Straka all week and he does one shot better than the fat ginger.

Helen Keller found more fairways this morning than he did

Focking Shane Lowry. Way to be prepared, fat boy

I'm just joking around and having fun with you, Jerry. No offense ever taken by me on anything.

Scottie Scheffler Rd 1 u 70.5 -115

@jerryskids thought I quoted your last post but it didn’t. Good luck to you, buddy. You weren’t in the league yet, but just in case you didn’t know, I am a 2x US Open champion (20 & 21). This ain’t my first rodeo.

Draft 6 and score your best 3 is the gist.

We will likely have discussions for next season after The Open. I think we pushed it a little too far when we went from 8 events to 10. The schedule also needs to be addressed as well because designated events with limited fields make for boring drafts. Come on in to that thread and let us know what you think. As an outsider let us know what you like and any new ideas for improvement

I may have recruited a new player for next year. @thegeneral knows golf and says he would be in.

Yeah we are down to 8 from what was once 12. You would make 9 and if we can talk listen2me in to it we have 10

I got him in the EdEx draft. You should join next year.

If I had to pick a winner this week it would be Fumble. Corey Conners is going to be a good 2nd fiddle to Scottie.

Jerry breakdown jerry, you son of a gun. You ruined what could have been a perfect draft by me. Tommy - I like him this week and I’m glad you took him. Had you taken Straka I would have likely paired him with Lowry. Cantplay - same as Justin Thomas. He’s burned me too many times and I will never draft again. Most punchable face on tour. Henley - I hope in your real life golf game you get a bad case of the shanks. I wanted him so bad to pair with Aaron Rai. Viktor - I like him, but I don’t trust him. Great value in the 4th, but too much variance for me. Macintyre - he was my go to had you taken Nick Taylor. JaDay - love him, and while he has the ability to sneak up a leaderboard at any given event, I just don’t see it this week

Patweiser breakdown: Pat, I like half your team and hate the other half. Morikawa- I had delusional thoughts he might slip to me. I love Collin this week with his driving accuracy and iron play. Ludvig - prettiest swing since Fred Couples. He’s been shaky of late but only a matter of time. He is going to go on a run soon. Hatton - I will target him with no regret in the other 3 majors but not here. His emotions plus Oakmont equal disaster. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see him in handcuffs this week. Cameron Young - ride the hot hand. I had him on my list but wasn’t fast enough. He knows how to contend in majors. Cam Smiff - I don’t think he is motivated anymore. He’d rather have a fishing rod in his hands. Wyndham - one hit wonder that has disappeared. Good value here though as he knows how to win.

Got a few brews down so time to finish the breakdowns. dain breakdown. Dain you seem like a pretty good dude, but you and I go at this game completely different. You never take my guys and I’m assuming I never take yours. Rory - he is Rory and can win any event he tees it up. There seems to be a motivation loss after the grand slam. JT - I will never draft him again. Too much variance for me. He can miss the cut by a mile or backdoor a top 20. I don’t think he contends this week. Jordan - nice 3rd rd value. I stayed away bc he burned me at the PGA, but he had a strong showing at the Memorial and always plays solid in the US Open. Maverick - solid in SGOT, SGA, and SGP. Good value and a sneaky sleeper. Ryan Fox - I thought about him because he is on fire, but driving accuracy steered me in another direction. Thornjob- I don’t know who this dude is

You broke my heart when you swiped Henley.

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First round score: Rory McIlroy o 72.5 +110 Justin Thomas o 73.5 +115

US Open outright Sepp Straka +5000