BiffTannen

Michael Madsen - Dead.

1-4 and the reason I quit 3 months ago. Strikeouts are good at the start of the season, but too volatile once we hit summer. I’m done with a 27-18 record. See you in 7 weeks when college football starts.

I need to add fancy things to my playbook. I currently run the Ron Swanson offense - meat on top of meat.

Glad you’re going to play next year. I’m the same way. I’m on east coast time so on Wednesday I will force myself to go to bed around 6:00 so I can wake up around 1:00 and watch the early action.

I understand pork shoulder, salad, and cake. I will need an English translation for the other items.

This is one of the tougher to prepare for in my opinion. You obviously have to take note of the Euro guys you listed, but how the Americans are going to do can be a crap shoot. Euros seem to perform better when weather is in play so will be interesting to see what the forecast is. Regardless, I pooped the bed at the US Open and will be taking Scottie Scheffler with the first pick.

Glad you’re back, buddy

Rather than bump the playing golf thread I will say it in here. The left dash is my main gamer now. High compression, high flight, and relatively no driver spin. I’m not worried about working the ball, I just want it to go straight and this ball is like a cheat code. I will be keeping a few sleeves in of AVX in the bag because of their lower flight trajectory on windy days. They have super low compression which costs me distance and the main reason I opted for left dash.

Reserved

Reserved

Not a good day

18 holes in the morning. 18 holes in the afternoon A case of Coors Light

I’m hoping to see Rory McIlroy deported.

7/3 Brandon Walter u 4.5 -120 Eury Perez u 5.5 -150 Chris Bassitt u 5.5 +120 Cade Horton u 3.5 +115 David Peterson u 4.5 +100

Solid day after a 3 month hiatus. Season strikeout record now sits at 26-14 (.650)

@Mookz Let's see if we can hit a lick. Clayton Kershaw u 4.5 +100 Merrill Kelly u 5.5 +120 Will Warren u 4.5 -115 Simeon Woods Richardson u 4.5 -140 Janson Junk u 3.5 +110

Paddy Harrington tells Roger Maltbei to eat a d1ck. 3 guys tied at -6. A beautiful course in Colorado Springs. Let’s have an afternoon

Cink just pissed it away. Good win, Paddy

I used to listen to this song in college when I was huffing cat piss.

I would have thrown in Daisy too.

I was once posed with the question- if you take your scramble group buddies and play a pga tour event, do you think you could make the cut? My answer was no. We don’t have the distance to keep up and green speeds would kill us. I thought of a similar what if. Your scramble group in an LPGA major? Yes, I think we would win.

I thought the General Lee alone would have won this thread.

Had we went one more round I would have taken 1964 Porsche 356