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1. Clocaine (-12) - 10 $190 2. Alias Detective (-8) - 8 $90 3. jerryskids (-5) - 6 $40 4. WhiteWonder (-4) - 4 5. Fumbleweed (E) - 3 6. patweiser (+5) - 2 7. dain (MC) - 0 8. bostonlager (MC) - 0

PGA Championship Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -2 -5 -11 -11 Corey Conners 2 -1 2 -2 Sepp Straka 2 2 Cameron Smith 7 7 Max Homa 2 -5 0 6 JJ Spaun 0 -3 -2 1 Total 0 -13 -13 -12 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 3 1 2 3 Joaquin Niemann 3 -1 -1 -4 Tyrrell Hatton -3 -1 0 6 Brooks Koepka 4 9 Andrew Novak -1 8 Byeong Hun An -2 0 8 13 Total -6 -2 1 5 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Bryson Dechambeau 0 -3 -5 -6 Viktor Hovland -2 -2 -1 -1 Patrick Reed 1 4 Justin Rose 2 9 Robert MacIntyire -3 -4 -2 3 Gary Woodland 3 4 Total -5 -9 -8 -4 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Xander Schauffele 1 1 2 -1 Hideki Matsuyama 1 3 Sungjae Im 2 5 Maverick McNealy -1 0 -2 0 Si Woo Kim 1 -6 -6 -4 Bud Cauley 3 1 7 10 Total 1 -5 -6 -5 dain 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 2 3 Shane Lowry 2 2 Min Woo Lee 3 4 Jason Day 2 6 Denny McCarthy -1 -4 Taylor Pendrith -2 -3 Total -1 -5 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa -1 0 3 4 Tommy Fleetwood -1 -2 3 2 Russell Henley 6 10 Keegan Bradley -3 -2 -5 -4 Aaron Rai -4 -3 0 -2 Sam Burns 2 1 2 -2 Total -8 -7 -3 -8 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -1 3 Jon Rahm -1 -2 -6 -4 Daniel Berger 0 0 3 0 Wyndham Clark 1 -1 1 4 Sergio Garcia 4 1 9 7 Akshay Bhatia -1 2 Total -3 -3 -2 0 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Patrick Cantlay 3 6 Jordan Spieth 5 2 Tony Finau -1 -3 Keith Mitchell 1 3 Harris English 1 0 Will Zalatoris 1 6 Total 1 -1

I hate lady basketball, but if posty likes it there’s no need to poop on him. Let him have his fun.

I just spoke to ed and told him Clocaine was about to hoist the Wanamaker Trophy. He said - Fock Clocaine.

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PGA Championship Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -2 -5 -11 Corey Conners 2 -1 2 Sepp Straka 2 2 Cameron Smith 7 7 Max Homa 2 -5 0 JJ Spaun 0 -3 -2 Total 0 -13 -13 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 3 1 2 Joaquin Niemann 3 -1 -1 Tyrrell Hatton -3 -1 0 Brooks Koepka 4 9 Andrew Novak -1 8 Byeong Hun An -2 0 8 Total -6 -2 1 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Bryson Dechambeau 0 -3 -5 Viktor Hovland -2 -2 -1 Patrick Reed 1 4 Justin Rose 2 9 Robert MacIntyire -3 -4 -2 Gary Woodland 3 4 Total -5 -9 -8 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Xander Schauffele 1 1 2 Hideki Matsuyama 1 3 Sungjae Im 2 5 Maverick McNealy -1 0 -2 Si Woo Kim 1 -6 -6 Bud Cauley 3 1 7 Total 1 -5 -6 dain 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 2 3 Shane Lowry 2 2 Min Woo Lee 3 4 Jason Day 2 6 Denny McCarthy -1 -4 Taylor Pendrith -2 -3 Total -1 -5 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa -1 0 3 Tommy Fleetwood -1 -2 3 Russell Henley 6 10 Keegan Bradley -3 -2 -5 Aaron Rai -4 -3 0 Sam Burns 2 1 2 Total -8 -7 -3 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -1 3 Jon Rahm -1 -2 -6 Daniel Berger 0 0 3 Wyndham Clark 1 -1 1 Sergio Garcia 4 1 9 Akshay Bhatia -1 2 Total -3 -3 -2 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Patrick Cantlay 3 6 Jordan Spieth 5 2 Tony Finau -1 -3 Keith Mitchell 1 3 Harris English 1 0 Will Zalatoris 1 6 Total 1 -1

I know pat hates Scottie, but I like him. Let’s go Scheffler!!

Have fun, buddy. That place looks sweet.

I’m playing this afternoon. Will update the sheet when I get back.

I shouldn’t have needed to. Not all the FBGs are leftist homos. When I say I hate the FBGs it means the fat, bald, joo, the pigeon focker, and the ones that support Trump as well.

It has nothing to do with differing opinions. It’s the front page being all politics. I’d like to lynch the Trump supporters as well for spamming the board.

Some of us view this place as a good dive bar. Sure the owner could get more business by allowing rappers and homos in, but is that what we want to turn the bar into?

Agreed. Just doesn’t have the mystique the other three have. Might as well be the Players.

I’m rooting for Johnny Vegas. We’ve been her many time before with him, though. He has a history of fading come the weekend

So I get first pick for the Memorial?

I love you Jerry, but you're damn right I hope you lose. You're right on my ass in season standings.

@WhiteWonder need your help with the tiebreaker. Do I come in last because my best guy was -3 and dain's was -4? I know we both get zero season points, but just trying to figure out who gets the first pick next event.

Clocaine and WhiteWonder - I missed the cut so I'm rooting for you guys to win.

I'm playing tomorrow afternoon but will update as soon as I get back . PGA Championship Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -2 -5 Corey Conners 2 -1 Sepp Straka 2 2 Cameron Smith 7 7 Max Homa 2 -5 JJ Spaun 0 -3 Total 0 -13 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 3 1 Joaquin Niemann 3 -1 Tyrrell Hatton -3 -1 Brooks Koepka 4 9 Andrew Novak -1 8 Byeong Hun An -2 0 Total -6 -2 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Bryson Dechambeau 0 -3 Viktor Hovland -2 -2 Patrick Reed 1 4 Justin Rose 2 9 Robert MacIntyire -3 -4 Gary Woodland 3 4 Total -5 -9 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Xander Schauffele 1 1 Hideki Matsuyama 1 3 Sungjae Im 2 5 Maverick McNealy -1 0 Si Woo Kim 1 -6 Bud Cauley 3 1 Total 1 -5 dain 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 2 3 Shane Lowry 2 2 Min Woo Lee 3 4 Jason Day 2 6 Denny McCarthy -1 -4 Taylor Pendrith -2 -3 Total -1 -5 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa -1 0 Tommy Fleetwood -1 -2 Russell Henley 6 10 Keegan Bradley -3 -2 Aaron Rai -4 -3 Sam Burns 2 1 Total -8 -7 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -1 3 Jon Rahm -1 -2 Daniel Berger 0 0 Wyndham Clark 1 -1 Sergio Garcia 4 1 Akshay Bhatia -1 2 Total -3 -3 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Patrick Cantlay 3 6 Jordan Spieth 5 2 Tony Finau -1 -3 Keith Mitchell 1 3 Harris English 1 0 Will Zalatoris 1 6 Total 1 -1

I miss many things - when we got hacked by the dune coon pimp and migrated to thedanzone - recidivist getting into it with the beaner establishment - BigPete selling panties in the mall - sawilson’s drunk ass dropping panties for BigPete - the madden sim league at thedanzone - the poker boom where every thread was about playing or analyzing a play we saw on tv - jihads - sophomoric comedy and fart jokes. - Strumey creating a poker site and looking at hard time -HT and Digby meeting up on spring break to have a fist fight - Pictures of gutterboy riding a cat like he’s a rodeo cowboy - redtodd testing his comedic material the good old days are gone

The FBGs ruined it. I hope they all die in a puddle of AIDS or their drunk wife drives them off a cliff and they die in a big explosion,.

I have 2 wins this year and follow up each time with a last place and zero season points. :edjremoticon:

For all future events I will be passing on my picks and will pick 6 guys from the scrap heap once you have all made selections. lager Undrafted 1 2 3 4 Adam Scott -2 Dustin Johnson 7 Matt Fitzpatrick -3 Michael Kim 0 Rasmus Hojgaard -3 Rickie Fowler 2 Total -8 WW undrafted 1 2 3 4 Lucas Glover 0 Tom Hoge 4 Tom Kim 0 Brian Harman 0 Alex Noren -3 Dean Burmester 3 Total -3

PGA Championship Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -2 Corey Conners 2 Sepp Straka 2 Cameron Smith 7 Max Homa 2 JJ Spaun 0 Total 0 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 3 Joaquin Niemann 3 Tyrrell Hatton -3 Brooks Koepka 4 Andrew Novak -1 Byeong Hun An -2 Total -6 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Bryson Dechambeau 0 Viktor Hovland -2 Patrick Reed 1 Justin Rose 2 Robert MacIntyire -3 Gary Woodland 3 Total -5 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Xander Schauffele 1 Hideki Matsuyama 1 Sungjae Im 2 Maverick McNealy -1 Si Woo Kim 1 Bud Cauley 3 Total 1 dain 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 2 Shane Lowry 2 Min Woo Lee 3 Jason Day 2 Denny McCarthy -1 Taylor Pendrith -2 Total -1 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa -1 Tommy Fleetwood -1 Russell Henley 6 Keegan Bradley -3 Aaron Rai -4 Sam Burns 2 Total -8 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -1 Jon Rahm -1 Daniel Berger 0 Wyndham Clark 1 Sergio Garcia 4 Akshay Bhatia -1 Total -3 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Patrick Cantlay 3 Jordan Spieth 5 Tony Finau -1 Keith Mitchell 1 Harris English 1 Will Zalatoris 1 Total 1

I would have taken him over Keef Mitchell in the 4th had he not WDed from the last event.