BiffTannen

I was going to wait until this event is over and send him a ledger. Not sure what he’s doing.

ed just texted me. Will try to get everything past the language filter. MIN WOO LEE - Are you FOCKING kidding me, I hate that MOTHERFOCKER - I hope he falls in on 17 and drowns.

I'm just focking with you. I'm rooting for your team more than my own so you stay in,

@jerryskids Min Woo Lee is off to a blistering start. Care to throw some of your voodoo on it?

Hoagies and Grinders off to a hot start.

Ouch Ludvig. 4 strokes with the putter that hole.

Sneaky good pick with Jordan in the 3rd. Him not playing in the API put him in out of sight out of mind territory for me.

Round one - Morikawa over Scheffler +125

Hideki did not come to play today.

Good thing ed isn't here. If it was his 2nd round pick WDing 30 minutes before kickoff he may have broke the language filter and possibly the entire forearm smashed into pieces.

Chan Kim is his number one alt. Updating the board and sheet now.

He is still listed on the CBS Sports app - tee time: 8:46

Anybody see Fat Perez at 17 today? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHHjB4oM51B/?igsh=MWNoa2Y2dzg3YXkxOA==

A thought for next year is we go back to 8 events.

I’m glad you’re here, bro. I’ve been inviting you to join forever. Ed’s paying the entry fees so have fun and use this as your driving range. Hopefully you dig it and join full time next year.

22 wind year can eat my ass. 5 of my 6 guys played in the morning hurricane.

Ed sent me his number and this week I texted him when he was on deck. I was polite and whatnot with my messaging opposed to ed that said - you’re up fockface

That said and I hate to give away strategy, but you will never see me draft Patrick Cantlay, Justin Thomas, Xander, or Hovland again. They are on my sh1t list.

Yep. Some of us including myself try to get cute and sneaky, he takes the best guy there

you need to join back up with us. I haven’t decided on the pants yet.

A guy I miss being on the top half of the draft board is Webb Simpson. What happened to him?

He’s always been a Max Homa guy. Max used to be good for the California swing but once they go to Florida he tails off. He also switched from Titelist to Cobra this year and from what I’ve seen so far looks like a guy that will be fighting for a card when his exemptions run out.

You did well, buddy. You will see after a few tournaments we all have “our guys” and we all have guys we don’t draft. You gave us a good curveball in that you didn’t draft the way ed would have. That could be good or bad- ed is capable of winning an event running away and he is also capable of pulling up the rear.

When I finally win the EdEx masters I will buy that jacket, sport it with no shirt underneath, and post a pic for you guys.