BiffTannen

27 points at half is a bonus, but Fock. These offenses look retsrded.

A blocked FG and Hawaii running the screen game does not make me want to drink less.

I have a recurring dream where I’m down to my last course before graduating and realize I never went to class and have to pass an exam. I wake up in a panic, but soon realize that while I did drink an ocean of liquor and snort a Latin country gdp worth of coke, I did graduate from Miami University. (The real Miami that was a school before Florida was a state)

You’re in Virginia now? Likely have the same humidity fluctuations we have here in Ohio. I have stock yardages I hit on a simulator, but it can vary depending on weather conditions outside. I try to gauge things on the range before a round and then always see where I want to miss on a given hole. Add or subtract a club depending on where I would want to hit the next shot assuming I’m not putting

I’m going with the Timmy Chang factor. He used to throw for 10,000 yards a game and now that he is the coach I see him having his offense move fast and vertical. The only thing that worries me is the ineptitude of Frank Reich and Stanford. We need them to be competent on offense.

We are playing with house money today. Hawaii/Stanford o 49.5 for a half unit and giggles.

Thanks, buddy. Make sure you grab Stephen Davis early.

I get it. Who wants Velcro remnants in their clean laundry?

Thanks, bub. Glad it’s football season again. Let’s make some money!

@cyclone24 thank you and your corn field people for bringing us a win today

I know no one cares but, I hit the shot. One buddy says - that looks good- the other buddy a second later says that looks really good. It hit about 10 feet past the hole and spun back in. I turned around and mumbled - holy . They tackled me

Thanks, bub. I will die a happy man now, assuming Iowa State doesn’t Fock this up

Just got my first ever hole in one. 8 iron from 157 on #12 at Browns Run Country Club. My dumbass was so excited, I tee the ball up on the next hole and pulled it left close to OB and damn near lost it. Was able to grab it and will be going in a glass case later

Before you do. What can you get Ohio State -2.5 for? I do not think a manning is going to come to Columbus Ohio and shock the world.

I’m the opposite, I live for college football. These next couple weeks are no more than educated guesses. You’ve always had incoming freshman, but the transfer portal has made things a cluster fock. I believe I’m on the right side with any bet I make, but I’m not guaranteeing stone cold locks.

None of us know much this early in the season. Both teams return star QBs and both return 12 starters. Iowa St has the recent edge so I’m taking the plus money play. The game is also being played in Ireland so that adds to the mystery.

Buckeyes -2.5. New generation, same Manning in a big college football game.

Anyone watching? I love me some match play. John Daly makes it to the round of 32

I like it because there are no grandstand bleachers. Just golf where you can see the entire course. The Lake course at Olympic was a great venue this week.

Iowa State ML +125. No clue why K-State is favored here. Rocco Becht will take the Cyclones to. 9 wins this year.

Good job, Georgia. I look forward to not drafting this kid ever in EdEx.

Yes, sir. Ed made me some money today. Thanks, buddy. Stick around while. We have several months of football coming up where we kick the sportsbooks in the d1ck.

It’s not even about being fat now. Apparently any dune coon, non English speaking piece of sh1t is welcome to call themself an American. Fock all that, I’m a white nationalist for a reason

Blacks too

36 holes today and we only get 3 hours of coverage? Squistion or some other pole smoker with AIDS must be in charge of the coverage.