BiffTannen

You broke my heart when you swiped Henley.

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First round score: Rory McIlroy o 72.5 +110 Justin Thomas o 73.5 +115

US Open outright Sepp Straka +5000

US Open first round matchups. Shane Lowry over Rory McIlroy +120 Sepp Straka over Tyrrell Hatton -125 Corey Conners over Jason Day -140 Corey Conners over Patrick Reed -140

Clocaine/ChatGPT who knows who really picked this team. Either way I’ve always pooped on Clocaine’s teams over the years even as he won events Where some of us try to over think it, he takes the best guy on the board - Xander - I’m surprised you didn’t take Morikawa here. Xander won 2 majors last year and could strike again, but I haven’t seen that from him this year. Missed cut - Niemann - i know they say this is the number one LIV guy, I just don’t have time to follow that tour. I don’t know how good he is outside the majors and he doesn’t seem like guy that will post a score I can use. Brooks - boom or bust. 80% chance bust. Fitzpatrick. - solid 4th round pick. He’s shown some promise this year and has won the event on an easier track, but he knows what it takes -Ashteay - this guy will sneak up and win a major sooner than later he was on my list - Davis Thompson - he was decent when they were out west I haven’t seen much lately missed cut

WhiteWonder breakdown: - Get Rahmmed - I had a delusional thought he might slip to me. Great pick here. - Hideki - No thanks. I need fairways this week. 139th on tour total driving. Missed cut - Harris English. - more delusions he might slip to me. Good accuracy off the tee and I will predict a major winner soon. - Si Woo Flair - I had him on my list but opted on different directions, but will not be surprised if he contends . Top 30 in driving accuracy and poised to win - Fatty Reed - a minority opinion, but I’ve always like Reed. The problem is, I don’t know how he’s playing these days could be a bust or a steal here - Min Woo - takent is there, but seems like he has hit a slump I was surprised you didn’t take Glover here he was on my radar

Alias Detective breakdown: (disclaimer: I always hope AD’s team sucks because we have a side bet) Bryson - I could make an arguement he should have went 1st. Can he bomb and gouge like he did at Winged Foot? I don’t see why not Keegan - Wasn’t on my list, but I don’t hate the pick. One of those no middle ground guys. Missed cut or making a move on the weekend. Sam Burns - I’ve been playing EdEx for 6 years now and I’ve never once drafted this sonofabitch. He seems like a good dude and I would be glad to root for him. - Pendrith - I like this pick SGA/SGOT are top notch. If he finds his putter he is easily in contention - Tony Finau - I don’t see it i like Tony and will eat crow gladly if he makes the cut JJ Spain - This midget doesn’t have the length to play here. I bet he shoots 80 on the first round.

bostonlager breakdown: I will be the first to admit, I try to get too cute with my drafts. The US Open brings that out in plain view. I took my guys based on driving accuracy. I hope it’s genius but if trends from this season continue, I will finish last. - Sepp Straka - this was my number one. I was hoping Jerry didn’t get him. He hits fairways and 3rd on tour SGA. (More to come later on why Jerry and I hate each other) - Shane Lowry - 2016 performance and this is his ideal venue. No trees- just a piece of land you maneuver around if I finish last this week, I will take him #1 next month -Berger - accurate driver of the ball. He is still coming back, but I’ve always thought of him as a major winner could miss the cut and I won’t be surprised Aaron Rai- thought about him in Rd 2 Best fairway finder on tour and has shown some teeth in big events Nick Taylor - finds fairways and has won before Fat faced Fock - finds fairways and a tribute to ed

Over the next couple days I will give my breakdown of everyone’s team. I will definitely take a dump on some picks, but it’s just me having some fun and not meaning to offend.

It’s hard not to like Fumble’s team. - Scottie - Corey Conners- I went back and forth between him and Lowry. I went Lowry bc of his play at Oakmont in 2016. Possible steal of the draft here - Ben Griffin - hottest player not named Stiffler and hard to go against it My complaint about him here would be driving accuracy - Denny McCarrhy - he was on my list and it came down to him or Berger Love his short game and his performances in similar conditions - he will miss the cut or top 15 - Justin Rose - was not on my list bc of stats He’s also been on this stage 1000 times and can come out of nowhere to contend solid 5th rd pick - Andrew Novak - I’m not hip to this dude yet good luck, Fumble

Speef, Rahm, DJ group for day one and two is cool. One guy with a chance and the other two getting on a jet Friday evening.

Great album

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We may see some players “edjr” this week.

I’m pumped for this one and hoping for a winning score that is over par. Let bloodbath begin

If we get a few guys that want to play I will buy the game.

I don't think Homa made it into the field.

I'm in if there is a game with cross-console play. I have an xbox.

Thursday, Friday, and Sunday I will be next to the TV all day watching and updating the sheet. Saturday - I have an afternoon tee time and plan on recording the broadcast and watching after the fact while staying off the forearm and other websites. The sheet will be delayed unless WW can grab scores and update.

Alts Bud Cauley Tom Kim

AD takes JJ Spaun @Fumbleweed

We will see if I outsmarted myself. This was the key stat I used for drafting this event. https://www.pgatour.com/stats/detail/102

5.08 - Nick Taylor 6.01 - I'm a fat faced Fock

Not sure what happened to the draft board, but should be good now. Double check and make sure you teams look good.