BiffTannen

The Masters Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -4 -5 -5 -8 Brooks Koepka 2 5 Min Woo Lee -1 -1 3 6 Sergio Garcia 0 4 Sahith Theegala 0 0 1 0 Tom Kim 1 2 2 9 Total -5 -6 -2 -2 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 0 -6 -12 -11 Tommy Fleetwood 1 -2 1 -2 Russell Henley 7 3 Daniel Berger -1 0 1 -2 Phil Mickelson 3 5 Aaron Rai -2 0 1 -1 Total -3 -8 -10 -15 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Bryson DeChambeau -3 -7 -10 -7 Hideki Matsuyama 1 -3 4 -2 Corey Conners -4 -6 -8 -5 Akshay Bhatia -2 2 5 4 Justin Rose -7 -8 -5 -11 Davis Thompson -1 0 -2 5 Total -14 -21 -23 -23 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa 0 -3 -3 -3 Cameron Smith -1 5 Will Zalatoris 2 8 Patrick Reed -1 -3 -6 -9 JJ Spaun 2 2 4 7 Lucas Glover 6 8 Total -2 -4 -5 -5 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Jon Rahm 3 2 0 -3 Patrick Cantlay 2 2 3 2 Viktor Hovland -1 -4 -3 -2 Wyndham Clark 4 0 3 5 Dustin Johnson 2 3 Sam Burns 1 -1 2 5 Total 2 -5 -1 -3 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -4 -3 -6 -6 Joaquin Niemann 0 2 0 0 Sepp Straka 6 5 Tony Finau 3 4 Sungjae Im -1 -3 -4 -7 Harris English -2 -1 0 -4 Total -7 -7 -10 -17 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 1 0 4 2 Xander Schauffele 1 -2 -4 -5 Robert MacIntyre 3 6 Tyrrell Hatton -3 -5 -2 -3 Taylor Pendrith 5 8 Brian Harman -1 -2 3 2 Total -3 -9 -3 -6 dain 1 2 3 4 Jordan Spieth 1 2 -1 -3 Shane Lowry -1 -5 -5 4 Jason Day -2 -4 -5 -5 Keegan Bradley 2 3 Denny McCarthy -1 2 1 0 Adam Scott 5 5 Total -4 -7 -11 -8

I think I escaped. Fumble is right on my ass.

I just lost this goddamnnn thing

Yes sir

I lost a decent amount of money today. Irish midget is pulling pots of gold out of his ass. I can't beat that.

Good to see Max Homa putting himself in position to get drafted next event.

Yes, he recovered quite well. I still hate that little focker.

+370 before Rory shanked one into the woods. I'm done. Ride or die from this point forward.

+300. Bryson is going to win this or I'm going to break things.

More on Byrson +235 after tee shots on 4.

A little more on Bryson +180 after 3 holes. ' Fock that little leprechaun.

This forearm needs a chick gagging on a dong emoji. We can call it Rory.

Non-traditional pin on 16 today. I like it

I bet that focking jap yesterday in matchups and he goes +7. I don’t do anything today and he goes -7.

Shot 81 this morning. I have my Coors Light on ice. It’s time for Masters Sunday

Regardless of what happens in EdEx, we have a heavyweight fight in the final group. Tomorrow is going to be awesome.

Bryson has to win +250 just because I hate Rory.

The Masters Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -4 -5 -5 Brooks Koepka 2 5 Min Woo Lee -1 -1 3 Sergio Garcia 0 4 Sahith Theegala 0 0 1 Tom Kim 1 2 2 Total -5 -6 -2 Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy 0 -6 -12 Tommy Fleetwood 1 -2 1 Russell Henley 7 3 Daniel Berger -1 0 1 Phil Mickelson 3 5 Aaron Rai -2 0 1 Total -3 -8 -10 bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Bryson DeChambeau -3 -7 -10 Hideki Matsuyama 1 -3 4 Corey Conners -4 -6 -8 Akshay Bhatia -2 2 5 Justin Rose -7 -8 -5 Davis Thompson -1 0 -2 Total -14 -21 -23 WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa 0 -3 -3 Cameron Smith -1 5 Will Zalatoris 2 8 Patrick Reed -1 -3 -6 JJ Spaun 2 2 4 Lucas Glover 6 8 Total -2 -4 -5 patweiser 1 2 3 4 Jon Rahm 3 2 0 Patrick Cantlay 2 2 3 Viktor Hovland -1 -4 -3 Wyndham Clark 4 0 3 Dustin Johnson 2 3 Sam Burns 1 -1 2 Total 2 -5 -1 Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -4 -3 -6 Joaquin Niemann 0 2 0 Sepp Straka 6 5 Tony Finau 3 4 Sungjae Im -1 -3 -4 Harris English -2 -1 0 Total -7 -7 -10 jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Justin Thomas 1 0 4 Xander Schauffele 1 -2 -4 Robert MacIntyre 3 6 Tyrrell Hatton -3 -5 -2 Taylor Pendrith 5 8 Brian Harman -1 -2 3 Total -3 -9 -3 dain 1 2 3 4 Jordan Spieth 1 2 -1 Shane Lowry -1 -5 -5 Jason Day -2 -4 -5 Keegan Bradley 2 3 Denny McCarthy -1 2 1 Adam Scott 5 5 Total -4 -7 -11

Disaster

My tee time is at 7:40 tomorrow morning so I should be home by noonish to update the sheet barring a frost delay.

Most days I carry a Ruger Security-9, but some days I feel like a cowboy and carry a S&W .38.

Nope, I'm a fat faced fock's cousin is 3 over on the front. Not looking good for the bets I placed last night.

It wouldn't be Saturday at the Masters without lager's team coming completely unglued.

DK has a few listed for the game today.