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Patented Phil

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  1. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    This is a focking beat down of epic proportions.
  2. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Kameltoe looks like she’s at a funeral
  3. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    This is the biggest public flagging I’ve ever seen.
  4. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    His Truth is Marching on. Damn straight!
  5. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    God Bless President Trump
  6. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Cutest swearing in of a VP ever.
  7. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Was thinking the same thing. Much more intimate.
  8. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Omg this is the post of the day
  9. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Joe made it to his seat.
  10. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Someone on Twitter described it as, “the 10 year old on stage at the school Christmas concert”
  11. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    https://x.com/farmingandjesus/status/1881376064703971419?s=46
  12. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    For all the patriots
  13. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Sotomayor looks like she got dragged through a corn field.
  14. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Wow. Barack walking in alone. Honestly makes me sad.
  15. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Don’t forget the strangely small forehead.
  16. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    I want a camera fixed on Lauren Boebert. Good chance she gives her bf a handy during the ceremony.
  17. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Right? I don’t know whether to laugh or get a hard-on.
  18. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Jeff Bezos’ wife is…. interesting. She looks like a sexy alien or something.
  19. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    I didn’t even recognize Dan Quayle.
  20. Patented Phil

    Did Lamar Jackson graduate kindergarten?

    They are like the Japanese World War II soldiers who didn’t know the war was over and kept up their futile fight. Sad.
  21. Patented Phil

    Did Lamar Jackson graduate kindergarten?

    Good Lord.
  22. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    2017 - “American Carnage” 2025 - “Revolution of Common Sense”
  23. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    Hilary just entered the Capitol. http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Hillary-Clinton-shoe.jpg
  24. Patented Phil

    Biden going pardon and clemency crazy

    Biden and Kameltoe taking their last stroll through the White House right now. “If it’s brown, flush it down.”
  25. Patented Phil

    Official Donald J. Trump 2025 Inauguration Thread

    And in the category of “NOT beautiful”, I’m worried about Kameltoe.
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