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  1. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Holy shitt. That’s crazy.
  2. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    “If I had a hammer…”
  3. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    “And one person is listed as 360 years old.” Someone in crowd - ”Joe Biden!”
  4. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    $18 million to make mice transgender.
  5. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    She looks like she’s about to stroke out.
  6. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    https://x.com/friendtein55488/status/1897111353380495720?s=46
  7. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    https://x.com/illusively/status/1897111708327665955?s=46
  8. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Holy cow this is an all-out implosion by the Democrats. They look so ridiculous.
  9. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Reminds me of the time my son acted up at Chucky Cheese and I had to take him to the car for a timeout.
  10. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    You meant the Democrat Party.
  11. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Take that piece of shitt out back and beat him silly with his cane.
  12. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Pieces. Of. Shitt.
  13. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    See ya!!!!!
  14. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Totally expected. Fock these ass clowns.
  15. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    despicable. Drag their asses out.
  16. Patented Phil

    Will Peenie survive Trumps Congressional Speech?

    Is she going to resign again?
  17. Patented Phil

    Trump and Vance Own Ungrateful Femboy Zelensky

    Exactly. It’s as good as security guarantee as any - having American businesses interspersed throughout the country. When I first heard about the plan, I thought it was ingenious.
  18. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    It’s not a formal State of the Union speech. Trump can invite anyone he wants. Leave the kids at home and let the adults talk about the issues. My guess is that Trump probably wants them to act like idiots. His superpower is breaking people.
  19. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Yet you Democrat dimwits can’t get away from it, can you. It’s the gift that keeps on giving - driving women right out of the Party.
  20. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    Not even close to the childish shitt these Democrat clowns do. They’re like hysterical girls in an emotional crisis. You too.
  21. Patented Phil

    Trump's congressional address

    I don’t think the Democrats should even be allowed into the speech. They’re too unstable.
  22. Patented Phil

    Who would ever choose chicken breast

    I’m a breast guy. Always have been. Not too big either. That’s important.
  23. Patented Phil

    Trump and Vance Own Ungrateful Femboy Zelensky

    Reuters is reporting that Zelensky and Trump are going to be signing the Minerals deal before tonight’s State of the Union address.
  24. Patented Phil

    Here come the tariffs

    This.
  25. Patented Phil

    Here come the tariffs

    The US's GDP is 14 times bigger than the GDP of Canada. 22% of Canada's GDP is exports to the US. Only 1.5% of US's GDP is exports to Canada. Governor Trudeau gonna learn the hard way.
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