Patented Phil

So we’re supposed to believe that the emergency room doctors didn't do a D&C - after the miscarriage had happened and there was no fetal heartbeat - because of the abortion ban? Fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

About five years ago, I had to go to remedial driver school because I got too many speeding tickets. During one of the sessions, the instructor started talking to this Mexican guy about why he was here and his driving history. He said that he’d been in America since the early 90’s and never had an American drivers license. He said that every time he got pulled over he pulled out his Mexican driving papers which were scribbled in Spanish. He said the cops would get frustrated and just let him go with a speeding ticket. MF’er was in America for 25 years and he never had to get or pay for a drivers license.

Yes?

Love that dude. Tell him i said hello.

Hard to challenge when you get your asss kicked.

Seibert was the #1 scoring kicker through week 9, but if you watched him closely this year he was always shaky. He has had some of ugliest looking extra points I’ve ever seen. I remember in one primtetime game the announcer said, “What the heck was that?” I cut him when he got injured and wasn’t at all interested in having him back.

Now there’s a 13 minute video that probably could’ve been shortened to 30 seconds. It’s really sad to see what Howard Stern has become. I used to love that guy, but man has he become a big poosay. I tend to agree with Rogan’s assessment that Stern went woke to deflect upon all the anti-woke shitt in his past that probably would’ve gotten him cancelled in the last 10 years. Regardless of why, it’s made Stern totally unlikeable. And unfunny.

Yes. She’s been a regular on Fox News for about 10 years. And she was Trump’s lawyer during his impeachment trial. She’s smart, tough, and easy on the eyes.

I love Bondi. Was hoping she’d be the original pick. Not a fan of Gaetz at all. Worked out well in the end.

Where were they 6 months ago?

A coach could win 30 games a year for 40 years and they’d still be behind him. That’s crazy when you think about it.

We already know the answer to this question. The hardcore Leftists and queers, like igotworms, are never going to give up on this issue.

The 75 people who got laid off, for starters. And their families, many of whom had to go on food stamps. Turns out there are a lot of men in upstate NY who don’t want to drink a beer with a faggity he/she on the can. We all know it doesn’t bother you. Heck, you probably get off on it.

As long as he/she keeps the eyes straight ahead we’re good.

Problem is, the alternative is just as bad - a guy dressed as a woman using the men’s room. Not sure I want to see that in the urinal next to me either.

One of my clients is a large Anheuser-Busch beer distributor in upstate New York. The Dylan Mulvaney controversy had a dramatic effect on sales and they had to lay off about 75 workers. That woke stupidly had real world consequences.

Happy Tranniversary everyone!

Hey - Pee Wee did it while walking across the top of a bar on his tippy toes. A biker bar as well.

Well, except for the 60 Minutes and Michelle Obama part. That was a dead giveaway.

I absolutely agree with this. Make an example out of them - just like the Democrats did with the J6’ers.

It’s such a sad commentary on where we are at as a society that: a) fair minded Democrats couldn’t see the simple, undeniable bias in that prosecution b) courts of law - I don’t care how Liberal they were in nature- actually ruled on it c) the media - specifically The NY Times - only acknowledged this after Trump won the election in a landslide.

I’m in.

Maybe a public act of contrition? I’d welcome him back if he fell on his sword.

Is that you, boyo? I missed you.

I bet Trailguy, who was one of the boyo brigade. Not sure if that includes pimpledoosh. I have to say though, I kind of miss my boyo buddy.