Patented Phil

Trump now at -3,000 on oddshark

Looks like the age demographic that swung most heavily toward Trump this time around was age group 18-30. Congrats Gen Z. You may have just saved America.

CNN announcing that Kameltoe is turning in for the night and that this race is razor tight and will unfold over over the next couple days as votes are “counted”.

Trump now at -2,500 on oddshark

NY Times now at 89% Trump. They are projecting him to win 301 electoral votes. Some people in here may need to kiss Jon’s asss

Trump now at -1,400 on oddshark

Polymarket- Trump now at 92.2%

NY Times now at 88% Trump. Moves its meter for the first time from Trump “Leaning” to Trump “Likely”.

MSNBC called Iowa for Trump 15 minutes ago

Kameltoe takes the lead in VA. Likely to win it.

At this point, it’s safe to say that Trump has become the overwhelming favorite to win the Presidency, and that we might actually see him speak tonight. It’s also safe to say that if somehow he loses, this country is going to be plunged into civil conflict.

Polymarket- Trump now at 87.8%

MSNBC calls Iowa for Trump

Trump now at -1,000 on oddshark

NY Times now at 79% Trump. Approaching “Likely” part of meter.

Well done. CNN keeps comparing GA to 2020 but it’s apples and oranges for the most part.

Trump now at -700 on oddshark

NY Times now at 75% Trump

Polymarket- Trump now at 82.8%

Trump now at -500 on oddshark

John King - consulate pro, on his game as always. Too early… Dana Bash - looks despondent

What makes you think that? Gut feel?

Give Gepetto the boot please

By the way, Fox News has yet to call North Carolina. That was fake news.