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Patented Phil

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  1. Patented Phil

    Spirit Airlines Is Ghey! 🌈

    After my miserable experience I made the mistake of answering their customer survey feedback request. No lie - over 25 questions, many of them duplicative over what was asked earlier. So I gave them feedback on that as well. Focking idiots.
  2. Patented Phil

    Spirit Airlines Is Ghey! 🌈

    Looks like Alaskan planes are ghey too. https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1805435700960997468?s=46&t=IzbM3-87p2zeOh7T9ScCrQ Hey bittches- just get me to my destination in one piece. Oh, and my luggage as well. Do that successfully and you can fock your pet at night for all I care.
  3. Patented Phil

    Spirit Airlines Is Ghey! 🌈

    I was set to fly out with Spirit this morning at 7:00. Fockers canceled my reservation last night for no reason. Did the same thing to 3 other passengers. I called and was placed on hold for 2 hours before I hung up. Travelocity tells me that it is impossible to get a live person to help you on the phone. So I decide to go to the airport early to resolve it with a ticket agent. Get there at 4:30 and wait 30 minutes at an empty counter. At 5:00 the two ticket agents come strolling in, yawning incessantly. It takes them 10 minutes to disinfect their workstations and log on. Both are clueless and completely inept. They get a supervisor on the line to handle the 4 mystery cancelations. Angry black woman decides to let a family of 4 jump the line to be handled first. Nice touch, seeing as I was there a half hour before them. It takes 35 minutes just to straighten them out and get their ticket reinstated. Now it’s 6:00 and I’m starting to wonder if my checked bag is going to make it on the plane. Often times the cutoff is an hour before departure. Angry black gets her Supervisor on the line again and it takes another 15 minutes or so before I finally get my boarding pass. She checks my bag, swears to me it will get on the plane, then forgets to give me the bag receipt. I realized it while going through security and had to go all the way back to the ticket counter to get it. MF’ers. If my bag doesn’t get there you may be seeing me on the news tonight. Nice to see they are spending all their time on this Pride nonsense. That’s clearly more important than, you know, getting people on the planes they paid for.
  4. Patented Phil

    Spirit Airlines Is Ghey! 🌈

    Yup. Angry black lady at the counter along with a woman who spoke very little English and was completely clueless.
  5. Patented Phil

    Spirit Airlines Is Ghey! 🌈

    If you knew what I’ve gone through in the last 24 hours with this pos airline…. They are completely, hopelessly incompetent. I can guarantee these clowns will be out of business within 2 years.
  6. Patented Phil

    palestinian riots outside synagogue

    Wait, are you @The Real timschochet?
  7. Patented Phil

    palestinian riots outside synagogue

    ā€œServes her right for wearing that dress!ā€
  8. Patented Phil

    palestinian riots outside synagogue

    Holy shitt have the Leftists in here gone full bore antisemitic. Can’t wait to see @The Real timschochet come in to defend Gutterpedo, Timhack, and the other scumbags.
  9. When are people going to start standing up to this nonsense and put these cowards in their place? Seriously.
  10. Patented Phil

    Happy Juneteenth everyone

    This might be the best post I’ve ever read in this forum.
  11. Patented Phil

    Happy Juneteenth everyone

    Today I learned what a portmanteau is.
  12. Patented Phil

    If Trump gets voted into office this year...

    I love this thread. Pansy-ass drama queen Libtards talking about tyranny and the end of democracy as we know it. Oh the irony. And the dumb-focks don’t even see it.
  13. Tim is the only person in his world that doesn’t know what a useful idiot he is.
  14. Patented Phil

    Taylor Swift hot?

    Same. But I’d be very nervous with those ferret teeth anywhere near Mr. Johnson.
  15. Patented Phil

    Taylor Swift hot?

    Pecker wreckers
  16. You also believe that it’s ok to murder a 9 month fetus right before it is born. You’re a focking monster.
  17. Patented Phil

    Racist dad ruins daughters graduation

    No, pretty sure the ā€œRightiesā€ in here would universally condemn a toddler getting butchered.
  18. Patented Phil

    Racist dad ruins daughters graduation

    Exactly. And the Leftist hacks in here know this to be true. Yet they continue to excuse this type of bias, as if it’s ok to do business this way. And they wonder why there’s so much anger building between the races. Scum bags, all of them.
  19. Patented Phil

    Racist dad ruins daughters graduation

    Fock you, Hack. Where’s CNN and MSNBC on your list?
  20. Patented Phil

    Hoax Poll

    @EternalShinyAndChrome is absolutely KILLING it in here.
  21. Patented Phil

    Spicy!

    That’s a spicy post.
  22. Patented Phil

    Caitlin Clark debut

    What’s silly is that you watch women’s basketball.
  23. Patented Phil

    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    Yeah but you and the other nitwits get to call Trump a convicted felon!
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