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  1. Patented Phil

    New Beatles Song

    Terrible.
  2. Patented Phil

    ***Wagering thread***

    These Thursday night games are unwatchable. 9 penalties in 1st quarter. Awful product.
  3. You just answered your own question with the rest of your nonsensical drivel. I don’t care if Trump said 2016 was a landslide. He was just as much an idiot for saying that as you were in saying the same thing about 2020.
  4. I'll answer that, since he is completely incapable of it. Trump lost the 2020 election by 43,809 votes in 3 swing states: GA (12,670) Arizona (10,457) Wisconsin (20,682) In an election where 155M votes were cast, that is 28 one-thousandths of 1% (0.028%). So yeah, @Rabbit Range is the typical brainwashed, dumb-asss LeftTard who knows nothing about nothing.
  5. Brilliant line, brilliantly appropriated. Love it!
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    United Airlines

    This should go without saying, but everyone wants to get off the plane. Look, if someone ahead of you is dilly-dallying in their seat and it'll be 3 or 4 seconds before they can get into the aisle, it's fine to sneak past them. But there have been times where I am in the middle or window seat and someone from the rows behind is already in the aisle and won't give me a split second to move into the aisle to get my luggage out of the bin. That's rude but tolerable. What is intolerable - and what I was really speaking to - is the rare situation when as soon as the seatbelt light goes off some dikkhead starts walking down the aisle. I've only seen it happen a few times, and each time it was on a flight originating out of New York.
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    United Airlines

    This.
  8. Patented Phil

    United Airlines

    I do a lot of last minute business travel where I have to book a flight days or even hours beforehand. This means that I often get assigned to the last boarding group. It also means that there's a good likelihood that I may be asked to "check" my bag at the gate when the overhead storage bins start to fill up. The last time this happened, it went something like this: - As I'm scanning my boarding pass, the ticket lady at the gate gets a call from the crew - "Hey, start checking bags because the bins are starting to fill up." - Ticket lady - "Sir, I'm going to need you to check your bag. Please leave it at the end of the sky-bridge". - Me - "I'd rather not. This flight is already behind schedule (due to their own incompetence btw) and I have a connecting flight with a very tight time-frame." - Ticket lady - "Your bag will be waiting for you right when you get off the plane." - Me - "No, I fly all the time and that never happens. There is always a wait." - Ticket lady - "Well I'm sorry, but there is no room for any more bags on the flight." - Me - "Can I check and make sure? The lady who just called said they were 'starting to fill up'. Can I give it a shot? If there's no room I'll check it then?" - Ticket lady - "No. Check your bag or take another flight." So I check the bag, leave it at the end of the sky-bridge, walk to my seat at the back of the place, where I see about 3 overhead bins fully empty. I curse under my breath. I get to my destination, deplane, and wait about 10 minutes for my bag to get dropped off at the end of the sky-bridge with 2 other passengers. We soon realize that our bags aren't going to be dropped off. I go to the nearest counter and ask why the bag hasn't been dropped off. The lady tells me that at this airport ALL checked bags - even those checked at the gate - are delivered to the general baggage claim area. So I walk down there and wait about 30 minutes for my bag to get spit out. I miss my connecting flight.
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    United Airlines

    Also, if you are going to bring food on the plane, make sure it doesn't stink.
  10. Patented Phil

    United Airlines

    And how about this? When deplaning, wait your focking turn? That part always goes from front to back - without exception.
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    United Airlines

    Good article on this topic: There's a faster way to board a plane. But airlines might never use it.
  12. Patented Phil

    JFK

    Gun to my head I’d say Oswald acted alone. But I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it was a conspiracy. I just bought the book that RFK Jr. recommended on Lix Friedman. He is convinced it was a conspiracy.
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    Mass Shootings Maine

    Yup. The only time they want anything resembling law and order, it is always a disguise for something else - obtaining or solidifying power. Why do you think they hate assault weapons so much? Because they hate crime and murder? If that were the case they’d get tough on the bad guys.
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    Mass Shootings Maine

    Law and Order? You kidding? The Left has no respect for law and order. That much is crystal clear. See “Summer of Love.”
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    Mass Shootings Maine

    Hell no. Carnivore actually. I guess I should explain further… I’m personally against guns but I’m 100% pro 2A, especially after what I’ve seen from the Left the last 20 years. There absolutely needs to be a check and balance against their tyrannical tendencies. And a key part of that is having a well armed citizenry, and yes - that means assault rifles. Biden is actually correct when he calls assault rifles “weapons of war”. That’s where we’re at in 2023 America. We’re in a Cold Civil War that is most likely going to turn Hot at some point. I was hoping the Left would return to traditional Liberalism after Trump got knocked off, but they didn’t. They got worse.
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    Mass Shootings Maine

    And what I’m trying to tell you is WHY Conservatives “won’t let you do that.” But you have no interest in understanding.
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    Mass Shootings Maine

    I’m anti-gun, just so you know.
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    Mass Shootings Maine

    How about we start bringing some facts to the discussion? Here’s the real truth, from a reputable source that actually cites where its numbers came from. The data here is from 2021: 45,222 gun-related deaths, mostly suicides 19,384 gun-related murders  2.6% (513) of gun-related murders were due to mass shootings 3.0% (581) of gun-related murders were done with rifles – the category that includes “assault weapons” Assault weapons and mass shootings aren’t the problem here. It’s handgun murders, mostly in Democrat-run cities, and exacerbated by Leftist DA’s, “defund the police” nonsense, no cash bail, allowing homeless to camp out on our sidewalks, decriminalizing shoplifting up to $1,000... If Liberals really want to lower the number of gun-related homicides, get your focking house in order and stop going light on crime.
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    Mass Shootings Maine

    OMG that's some funny shitt right there!
  20. Patented Phil

    Happy Patriots Day

    I know this a tough day for Liberals. It celebrates the start of the Revolution, when average Americans violently fought back against a corrupt and oppressive Government. And in 2023 it commemorates the 10th anniversary of the Boston Marathon Terrorist bombing. I just watched a great documentary on it - "American Manhunt" on Netflix. What struck me while watching it was how unified the country was back then. After capturing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in Watertown, the police drove through entire streets lined with people cheering for them, chanting "USA! USA!" If this happened today, Liberals would be crying and moaning about police racism and excessive force. At the very lest Liberals like @The Real timschochet would be in here complaining about anti-Muslim bias. Enjoy the day my Conservative friends. Liberals have taken this country to a very dark place, but fortunately freedom is a very stubborn thing. We've come too far to let anti-American scumbags like @TimHauck, @GutterBoy, @MDC, @thegeneral, @The Real timschochet and @Pimpadeaux rewrite our history and derail our destiny.
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    Womans NBA vrs Boys High school Team

    When I was a freshman in high school my English teacher was coach of the girls varsity team - one of the best teams in the state. Our freshman boys team sucked, and she used to jab me all the time about it. Finally one day I got a little too mouthy and challenged her to a game, and and she gladly accepted. It became a huge deal. She hyped it up as a fundraising event. The gym was packed to capacity and community television broadcast it. Long story short - they kicked our asss. A large part of it was that we agreed to use the smaller women’s ball, and like the cocky teenagers we were - we didn’t even practice with it. Hell, I don’t think we practiced at all. Our season had been over for a few weeks and we just thought we could show up and our size and strength advantage would carry the day. Wrong. They played a 2-3 zone and forced us to shoot mid and long range jumpers. And we were shooting BRICKS with that small ball. It was a nightmare. The crowd was against us, the refs were against us, and the girls played like it was the National Championship. It was such a strange experience. Back then you never played against girls, so it was extremely awkward having to body up against them. It was humiliating and easily the most humbling sports experience of my life.
  22. Patented Phil

    Mass Shootings Maine

    Go fock a pigeon you lowlife.
  23. Patented Phil

    Mass Shootings Maine

    It’s not empty rhetoric you focking loser. It’s an expression of sorrow and support to a community that has just experienced a tragedy. What the fock is wrong with you?!?!?
  24. Patented Phil

    Mass Shootings Maine

    Why would you post something like that? Answer? Because you’re a POS.
  25. Patented Phil

    Climate lockdowns

    They are starting to realize that they got WAY ahead of their skis with regard to electric vehicles: Auto execs are coming clean: EVs aren't working Good thing Biden and the Left went all-in on their war against fossil fuels. Shoot first, aim later.
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