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61 and sunny here in CA. BRRRRR

The Hulkster did get boo'd the other night.

Jerry Rice Stephen Curry Rickey Henderson Chad Ocho Cinco Anna Kournikova

Yesterday, last tree pickup is my garbage day tomorrow. Any tree over 6 feet needs to be cut in half so I karate chopped it.

Freedom Fries really caught on.

Please do and let us keep all our money.

My friend once picked up a Kicker on Sunday, he would have won... but the Kicker he picked up was in a Snow game and missed FG's and he got negative points. That's what cost him the title. He would have won playing no kicker at all.

Trump only picks "The Best People".

Cut the military budget in half and tell the new guy to figure it out.

Most people with a brain knew it would be hard. Corporations are gonna corporate. But again, Trump makes promises with ZERO plan.

There has to be one guy out there who's name is Franklin Incents and he makes all the Dad jokes every December.

Imagine having a girlfriend who has never let you get any be like "Hey I'm pregnant, but it's totally God's baby. We need to walk through the desert and sleep in a barn. And three total strangers are gonna bring us weird ass gifts. But It's totally cool. Let's roll"

Haha thanks for the heads up. I'm 43 and have no kids, so either my pull out game is hella strong or my swimmers don't swim. But either way 7 Latina wives who owe me favor sounds like a nice way to retire haha

I love Jeselnik's comedy. And it was great watched it last week. My favorite is Bo Burnham, it's a mix of comedy and music. Start with his special called "What" if you haven't seen it.

Will do! Do you know any good prenup attorneys? I'll be swimming in Latina's. I think they call them Harrem's in the Middle East.

This I agree with. He was never funny. I tried to watch his stuff. Bill Burr same, I don't find him funny, maybe it's the whole Boston thing. Loius CK not funny at all.

I never understood guys who hated gay dudes. All the gay dudes I ever met are hilarious and that's one less guy at the bar hitting on the girl I'm trying for.

If i move to Utah and become a Mormon can I Marry all the hot Latina's who are going to be deported and make them citizens?

TV Ratings are like Political Polling... Nobody has ever asked me what I watch or who I'm gonna vote for only the biggest dummies pick up the phone or sign up to attach a box to their TV and answer those questions.

Imagine thinking Trump is on the up & up

I was there last weekend . PBR moved to the other end of the "mall". Blondie's is still in the same spot.

Well Trump did pay off a whoooore then lie about it. #christianvalues

Because there was a pandemic, people didn't have to physically go to work so they had time to vote on a random Tuesday. Also, they hated Trump enough to get off the couch and go vote.

I'm sure there will be "Millions and Millions in attendance. Many people are saying" (Yet camera footage shows about 400 people)

Agreed.... but we are talking about Donald Trump... who has (con) failed his way upwards in almost every venture has ever undertook.. except conning people into thinking he is naturally orange and voting for him that's where he stuck the landing somehow.