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at this stage of the season, if you're relying on him for any form of production, you might as well hang it up. Injuries aside, they have the worst schedule going. I'd rather start someone like jerious norwood and hope for a long run!

They're throwing every down, and moore just got a touch. Killing independent george!!! 1st and goal from the 5 and they throw 2 times, with a double digit lead! WTF?!?!?!?!?

what the funk is his problem with goalline funbles?!? Has he been smokin crack on a boat on a lake with frank gore or something?!? and if so, are there strippers involved?!?

not to rain on anyone's parade, but as a Jets fan let me tell you this. Herm will run LJ into the ground. Historically, those amount of touches fries a rb within the span of a couple of years. Now the great ones always defy these trends, so maybe LJ stays a beast with those kind of touches for the next 10 years. Dunno, time will tell. But Herm is a moron, loves to play it conservative, and is utterly unimaginative. Meaning forget screens, sweeps, etc. Off tackle, off tackle, off tackle...

yeah, he's brilliant. He and Mike Tyson should team up and run for the US Presidency in '08!

pff, thats nothin for roy. I saw him throw the first down sign up once when he didn't even get the first down. Word on the street is he ain't the brightest brady in the bunch. Nor is he playing with a full deck if you know what I mean. Great receiver, but he's not winning any nobel prizes anytime soon...

the offensive genius is not holding anything back on national TV. Slow down a bit Martz, don't give all your secrets away in 1 game. Save some good stuff for the playoffs!!!

in context of fantasy football, I'm thankful for the moron who drafted mike bell in the 2nd, round, the moron who drafted Tom brady early 2nd round, and the raiders fan who drafted jorday, moss brooks and porter. Thanks guys...

nm

my d!ckshake brings all the girls to the yard, they're like, it's better than yours...

call me negrodamus...

roy is a machine. On another catch, they showed the replay, and he was gonna get licked down the middle. He didn't even need to watch the ball into his hands. About a good second before he made the catch, his eyes shifted to the defender, and he caught the ball autopilot style while reducing the damage from the hit. 200 and a touch would be nice, but I can already see the lions O falling into a pattern. Move the ball, move the ball, sack, sack, lets punt it for a net of 17 yards. Looked to be a shootout from the get go, but I don't see it. I hope I'm wrong as I've got kitna in 2 leagues and Roy in another. Lack of KJ might be highly detrimental to their scoring. 1 more before the half from kitna and I'll be satisfied, the rest of the day will be bonus...

anyone ever hear of pavlov and his dog and the pavlovian response theory?!? Swampy, you're the dog, to about 1/2 the board's pavlov. Dance monkey dance!

dolfins 9, lions 2. 4 safeties and a fieldgoal, breaking the previous record of 3 safties in a game. Joey Harrington later found in hotel, OD'd on soulglow jherrycurl juice. Mike Martz found masterbating tin his hotel o picture of Kurt Warner and Brenda praying...

how much for 1 rib?!!!

wait for it, it ain't over yet!

pff, I can 1 up that. SJax is still on our WW. With pace out, the owner dropped him. Everyone knows he's worthless now... PS: Nobody cares what you assbags think! You wouldn't last in my $2.50 league!

they're sandbagging him on his incentive laden contract, that's why!

alligned the start are. Patience young jedis...

YES, the breakout game is here!!! Watch them target him 4 times right now. That's right, I said 4. When you have a beast like Jones, you go for it in 4th down. That's why!

As long as you got LT in the 5th round, he was a steal. Rumors about the rbbc must have kept people away! MORON!

Hey, look over there, Peyton is still out ther in the 12th round. Worries about him not playing the entire game during playoff schedule turned peopole off. Grab him, I've got him targetted in the 13th!

teehee. Some fiber in the diet might do you good....

I would let this one die out guy, seriously. Knee aside, 9th round for Djax makes the league retarded...

RETARDED LEAGUE ALLERT! RETARDED LEAGUE ALLERT! MAN ALL BATTLESTATIONS!!! I keed, I keed. I had Matty Jones projected in the 10th, he went 2 pics befiore I could get him. I settled on Steve Smith. I doubted myself the first few weeks, but I'm fairly happy about it now...