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D'ohmer Simpson

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  1. D'ohmer Simpson

    Favorite Sexual Position

    Two words: Kama Sutra
  2. D'ohmer Simpson

    Ultimatum to all New Jersey geeks

    So that tells you he's still way better than the republican candidate. HTH!
  3. D'ohmer Simpson

    Democrats lead in U.S. election: Reuters poll

    Dems had control for 40 years. Repubs blew it in only 12
  4. D'ohmer Simpson

    Roethlisberger vows revenge on Falcons players that taunted him

    Most hated team? Most weeks it's Dallas, sometimes it's the Eagles, Patriots, Raiders take your pick. Or did you mean most hated because they were given the SB?
  5. D'ohmer Simpson

    Weirdest thing to ever happen to you during sex

    Supposed to put a sock on the door handle.
  6. So then you want to eradicate a popular fantasy childrens game and all the kids that play it?
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    Are you a male leg crosser?

    Aye, tis I'm Scottish.
  8. D'ohmer Simpson

    Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls

    Is that like jumbo shrimp?
  9. D'ohmer Simpson

    Are you a male leg crosser?

    Hardly ever. I seem to cross my ankles a lot though.
  10. D'ohmer Simpson

    Vote Dem in November

    ~ 40 ~ votes for the Dems
  11. D'ohmer Simpson

    A majority of Americans now favor impeaching Bush

    Worst.President.Evah.
  12. D'ohmer Simpson

    So you're stuck on a deserted island . . .

    It was tough b/t pizza and soda and the beer, but beer wins out.
  13. D'ohmer Simpson

    Spinoff: How would you bang TheNewGirl?

    Hey, I wasn't the one talking about getting it from behind like you were in that other thread. I'll thank you very much to stop projecting your gay fantasies on me.
  14. D'ohmer Simpson

    Favorite Sexual Position

    Wow, good one
  15. D'ohmer Simpson

    Spinoff: How would you bang TheNewGirl?

    This thread has staying power. Like Viagra infused pen|s.
  16. D'ohmer Simpson

    Favorite Sexual Position

    So you fantasize about my mom while your boyfriend plows you from behind?
  17. D'ohmer Simpson

    Ultimatum to all New Jersey geeks

    Doesn't matter 'cause the Repubes are much, much worse, not only in NJ, but the whole country. The country is realizing this.
  18. D'ohmer Simpson

    Favorite Sexual Position

    How big was the strap-on he used?
  19. D'ohmer Simpson

    Most disappointing season

    World Series favorites?
  20. D'ohmer Simpson

    What's your sign?

    Peace
  21. D'ohmer Simpson

    So the Dems had control of Congress for 40 years, and the Republicans

    Actually I prefer Boston Kremes.
  22. D'ohmer Simpson

    W: the 'moral values' President

    But at least they got rid of gambling!
  23. D'ohmer Simpson

    YAY ME!

    Sa puts her boobs in TNG mouth as well???
  24. D'ohmer Simpson

    Fock

    So he wants to frost your face?
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