Jeff Garcia

The Pats come to Mile High this year.

Romeo + Juliet

LOL. Five minutes after you eat no less, or during.

My wife just had a child transferred to her class. One of the reasons was, the mother didn't like the original teacher using a red pen to correct assignments?

I had green poop when I was a little kid, and it was bubbling.

Let me guess, you have Norton?

The Fuzz Gate?

Stop that, or you'll go blind!

BETA.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/08/31/man-suffering-from-constipation-for-10-years-has-11-pound-stool-removed/ You would think after a week of not pooping, something is wrong. But a year?

http://www.steelersdepot.com/2015/07/where-are-they-now-tommy-maddox/ Where are they now?

ok, realize that i am a steeler fan, but also realize that this is an un-biased opinion. these r my true thoughts on tommy gun this year, and i fully expect him to prove me right. first of all, there is no quarterback, and there hasnt been since warner in 1999 w/ as many weapons in the passing game as tommy has this year. hines ward is the most polished wr in football, and plaxico burress is going to show this year how elite of a wr he really is. these guys both will have 12-15 tds each, and both will eclipse 1,300 yds receiving, w/ plax closer to 1,600. randle el in the slot is absolutely impossible to cover 1 on 1 w/out a shut down corner, and u cannott afford that w/ the 2 elite wrs lined up outside. randle el will be good for 500-700 yds receiving this year, and a couple of trick plays as well. zereoue out of the back field will be a huge upgrade over bettis between the 20s, and he has developed into an outstanding receiver and they will find ways to get him the ball through the air. he should get 400-600 yds receiving. rhiemersma is a huge upgrade over bruener as the starting te. rhiemersma is a polished wr, and can make tough catches and keep a linebacker honest at all times, giving maddox more time to throw w/ less blitzes. i look for rhiemersma to accumulate 450-600 yds receiving as well. of course the other backs, fullbacks, and tes, and wrs will get a handfull of catches and yds as well.when u add all of these #s together, u start to realize that tommy maddox will have some serious weapons to throw to this season. he is healthy, confident, playing for a contract, and poised to take this offense to the next level. there will be no defense capable of stopping, or even slowing down this juggernaut.bottom line, maddox can break the all time passing yds record if he stays healthy, and im boldly predicting him for 5,000+ yards passing this season. teams predictions: maddox: 5,100 yds passing, 36-38 tds, 150 yds rushing, 0-1 tds. zereoue: 1,100 yds rushing, 4-6 tds, 400-600 yds receiving, 2-3 tds. bettis: 400-500 yds rushing, 6-8 tds, 100-150 yds receiving, 0 tds. ward: 110 receptions, 1,350-1,400 yds, 13-15 tds and a handful of rushing yds) burress: 85-90 catches, 1,500-1,700 yds, 12-14 tds randle el: 500-700 yds receiving, 3-5 tds rhiemersma: 400-500 yds receiving, 2-4 tds rest of backs/wrs/tes: 300-400 yds receiving, 2-4 tds. this may seem like its high balling, but ive been doing this for a while, and i see this offense as unbelievably special, and motivated to prove how dominant they can be. u heard it here first, maddox will have a special year in 2003. get him in the last year that hes available after rd 2...

Are you an alias of steelers2403? ok, realize that i am a steeler fan, but also realize that this is an un-biased opinion. these r my true thoughts on tommy gun this year, and i fully expect him to prove me right. first of all, there is no quarterback, and there hasnt been since warner in 1999 w/ as many weapons in the passing game as tommy has this year. hines ward is the most polished wr in football, and plaxico burress is going to show this year how elite of a wr he really is. these guys both will have 12-15 tds each, and both will eclipse 1,300 yds receiving, w/ plax closer to 1,600. randle el in the slot is absolutely impossible to cover 1 on 1 w/out a shut down corner, and u cannott afford that w/ the 2 elite wrs lined up outside. randle el will be good for 500-700 yds receiving this year, and a couple of trick plays as well. zereoue out of the back field will be a huge upgrade over bettis between the 20s, and he has developed into an outstanding receiver and they will find ways to get him the ball through the air. he should get 400-600 yds receiving. rhiemersma is a huge upgrade over bruener as the starting te. rhiemersma is a polished wr, and can make tough catches and keep a linebacker honest at all times, giving maddox more time to throw w/ less blitzes. i look for rhiemersma to accumulate 450-600 yds receiving as well. of course the other backs, fullbacks, and tes, and wrs will get a handfull of catches and yds as well.when u add all of these #s together, u start to realize that tommy maddox will have some serious weapons to throw to this season. he is healthy, confident, playing for a contract, and poised to take this offense to the next level. there will be no defense capable of stopping, or even slowing down this juggernaut.bottom line, maddox can break the all time passing yds record if he stays healthy, and im boldly predicting him for 5,000+ yards passing this season. teams predictions: maddox: 5,100 yds passing, 36-38 tds, 150 yds rushing, 0-1 tds. zereoue: 1,100 yds rushing, 4-6 tds, 400-600 yds receiving, 2-3 tds. bettis: 400-500 yds rushing, 6-8 tds, 100-150 yds receiving, 0 tds. ward: 110 receptions, 1,350-1,400 yds, 13-15 tds and a handful of rushing yds) burress: 85-90 catches, 1,500-1,700 yds, 12-14 tds randle el: 500-700 yds receiving, 3-5 tds rhiemersma: 400-500 yds receiving, 2-4 tds rest of backs/wrs/tes: 300-400 yds receiving, 2-4 tds. this may seem like its high balling, but ive been doing this for a while, and i see this offense as unbelievably special, and motivated to prove how dominant they can be. u heard it here first, maddox will have a special year in 2003. get him in the last year that hes available after rd 2...

I figured this would be Kobe.

A Boy Named?

Apollonia Kotero?

A hamster is not considered a pet.

I love those french bread pizzas, also, the brownies that come in the fried chicken meal, YUM.

So, you're going to reject my letter because I didn't say thank you? See you Saturday, B!tch!

Roll with confidence now that DWill is out.

Like I've said before, he'll never win another Major.

Especially white women.

This thread is just wrong....