MDC

Thank God Bud Light won’t be able to make six cans of tranny beer again. Score one for the good guys.

I go to bed at 11. I’m fully asleep while you’re here, sobbing and tugging your warty pig while begging anonymous men for negative attention at 3-4 am like the lonely twink you are. Absolute focking loser. Everyone hates Peefoam.

The time that normals are usually having coffee and otherwise getting ready for work after a good night’s sleep.

We meddle in foreign politics and have inviting targets all over the globe. The only surprise is this sort of thing doesn’t happen more often.

1 am.

Mister Softee is easily triggered.

Tardcore struggles to get it up for his wife. She’s a pig and he’s low T.

I’m your obsession. Another night spent posting nonstop from midnight to 4 am. Sad!

That’s a Rusty alias you focking retard.

Blood Simple

I must be bored because I just took a list of every QB drafted from 2010-2022 by draft class and started color coding then based on whether they became (or seem like) franchise QBs, average starters, or low end starters / borderline backups. I ignored players who may have spot started but are basically career backups like Tyrod Taylor. He’s definitely a “hit” for a 6th round pick but not a QB anyone has ever wanted to start. Of the 150 QBs drafted in this time frame, about 25% overall fell into one of these three categories, which I will call “serviceable” but includes anyone from a low end multi year starter up through a franchise QB. Of the 43 QBs taken in Round 1, about 55% were serviceable and a surprising 28% were franchise QBs - above average for a period of 3 years or more. Of the 107 QBs drafted outside Round 1, 13% were serviceable and 5% were franchise QBs - a total of five quarterbacks. My conclusion is the bust rate is high among first round quarterbacks, but it’s WAY higher outside the first and your best shot at a franchise signal caller is to draft him in Round 1. Thus concludes my Ted Talk. Science!

I haven’t been less excited for a SB in years.

I didn’t vote for him either.

He also added $8T to the federal debt in one term.

GC: I don’t care about Trump’s WORDS. All I care about are his policies and results! Also GC: Trump SAID he wanted to eliminate the federal debt!

Stop funding Israel’s war and gtfo.

Thanks, it’s nice to enjoy one in the 21st century. I’m sure you’ve been to many parades in San Fran but the next one will be extra special when the Niners win!

You guys are awfully smug for a team that hasn’t won a championship since Clinton’s first term.

I feel like Baltimore set a postseason record for personal fouls in a game.

Got to hand it to you - called it.

Of the Ravens are in 4 down territory why pass on 3rd and 1?

I’m not going to be too harsh on a guy for getting the ball punched out while he’s trying to break the plane, those things happen. The taunting call is where Flowers really focked up.

Roughing on Clowney. Wut a surprise.

He’s been their best offensive player by far. I can’t really blame him for the fumble but the taunting penalty is indefensible.

Oof.