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Was Baby Charlie in pain throughout the pregnancy / birth? Seems like abortion would’ve been the kinder thing to do in this case.

The Law and Order POTUS. Hypocrisy is the brand!

I bet you’re one of those fragile “alpha males” who thinks IPAs make you ghey.

He claimed to be in upstate NY somewhere.

Who doesn’t? Just the other day, me and my girlfriend, with whom I enjoy sexual relations, grilled up some New York strip steaks and then cut them into pieces and put them on a delicious salad. Afterward she let me play with her breasts … they totally felt like bags of sand!

Wut da fuq does Alex Jones losing a civil case have to do with the constitution? Dear lord you are stupid. 🪖

How were the Dems supposed to open up a dislogue about extended the ACA credits? They have zero leverage.

And this BS has what to do with you being such a focking ass clown that you’ll go to bat for a dirtbag grifter like Alex Jones? Metal helmet dumb. 🪖

Da fuq does this even mean?

As someone who rides the L to work a couple days a week, eating anything in a stagnant enclosed space is gross. Edit: The fork and knife thing is just common sense. Burritos are a hot mess.

Seriously. It’s liberals’ fault Alex Jones lost a civil suit for claiming murdered kids and their parents were crisis actors. Even HT, maybe the biggest hack on the board, was like “Fock that guy.” What an absolute focking ass clown RaiderHaters is.

You have the right to be an idiot.

Imagine what a sad broken person you’d need to be to cuck for a guy who defamed the parents of murdered kids.

Guess dey political affiliation? Link Link Link

Blue Jays / rat’s ass.

There it is.

Sounds like some of you fockers need it even more than I do.

Tea and bizkits

This is quite ironical coming from an apartment dwelling 50-something mailman who wears sweatpants every day, owns an XBox, and has never seen a woman naked.

The honorable thing would be for Strike to give himself a time out. 12 months seems fair.

That’s a good call.

I like Aliens better than Alien.

We’re all rooting for HT on his self improvement journey.

HT was in the hospital for complications related to surgery a couple weeks ago. A few Geeks jokingly made light of the situation by saying he was getting breast reduction etc. HT became incensed and started clutching his pearls over it. But then a funny thing happened. Some Geeks pointed out that HT is the poster child for saying classless disgusting things about people’s families, wives, kids etc. HT realized what a total cack he’s been all these years and resolved to do better. Wherever you are now HT, godspeed.

HT’s near death experience in surgery made him realize he was wasting his life away sissy swordfighting on a low rent lightly trafficked fantasy football message board. He’s decided to dedicate himself to being a present father and husband and live life as a true Christian according to Jesus’ teachings.