Cruzer

Want to meet hot women? Fuk the bars - hang out at a Target or Marshalls.

My Stars are dead, stick a fork in us. I’m disappointed, but like most in the Metroplex - not too upset. Around here, hockey is just something to pass the time until training camp starts……. Props to Vegas - they’re better and deserving of advancing.

I really don't get that vibe at all. He seems genuinely humble and appreciative of his lot in life. Also seemed very proud of his family, mentioned them often - not generally the speak of d-bags.

They truly do, they set the standard in how majors should be run. They also tend to be ahead of the curve on several things, i.e. rangefinders… This PGA was a total home run, I hope they return back to Oak Hill soon.

The Jay-Boy/LIV feud will come to an abrupt end just as soon as sponsors say enuff is enuff. The ones writing the checks are only going to put up with so much. If ratings start to plummet, they will pick up the phone and tell Jay-Boy to end it.

No mention of Family Fued? It won’t get any votes, but the Newlywed Game was hands down the best game show for me.

I saw the Faxon exchange. Fax totally nut kicked Shamblee when he said (referring to the RC), “But they’re not playing for money.” It was priceless.

Big props to the PGA and how they totally killed it this week. Not only did they deliver on an iconic venue, but the set up was absolutely perfect. Brutally hard track, but totally playable and fair all at the same time. And last but not least, did anyone (else) notice - no mention of slow play this week? All the rain, all the trying conditions thrown at them - and not a peep about slow play............... Coincidence? Mmmm if you say so. I think it's 100% contributed to the fact Rangefinders were allowed to be used. The USGA and R&A should prolly take note.

One of most underrated comedies of all time - funny AF this movie is. Def my fav R. Pryor movie.

I'm on record as one of the few (outwardly spoken) Koepka fans here..........or anywhere else for that matter really. Happy as hell to see him win it.... To think Brooks came back from 2 major knee injuries, multiple surgeries and countless hours of rehab - while Rory is monitoring recovery percentage rates and skin temps - it's laughable. Maybe that's why Brooks has 5 in the bank now and Jay-Boy's parrot only has 4. When fully healthy, when all are on their games - Koepka's game is the best, I honestly believe it.

I’d love to see Brooks and Bryson on the final group Sunday.

Just flew back from Atlanta Monday… I say it every year when I go - that Hartsfield-Jackson is the most ridiculous, stupid and dirty airport ever. They need to level it and start over.

Rory in post-round interview: "Ya no, I'm fighting sumtin... Uh, yea I thought I got a great night sleep last night and I looked at my whip and I was at 22% recovery and my skin temperature was 3 1/2 degrees higher than what its been, so...." WHAT IN THE HOLY FOCK?? This dude has gone off the rails, is a total fock'n quack now. Hogan has to rolling over in his grave shaking his head.

Stars! Given the final 4 left............ ratings can't be looking good going forward.

I'm def geeked up for this PGA, absolutely love famed Oak Hill.... As happy AF as I am that a major is finally returning to Texas - still can't believe the PGA is relocating here from Ponte Vedra.

Not really a fan, but def appreciate its place in the breakfast hierarchy for many.

Who in da fuq is this chick doing the Stars game broadcast?? Fk me.

I appreciate the PGA Championship, but fully admit she's the redheaded stepchild of the major rotation. I've a buddy that we go around and around on it being just as big as the other 3...... My rebuttal to him is always the same - No kid has ever stood on a practice green pretending to have to make a 5 footer to win the PGA... I'm sorry, they just haven't.

No shiit. Looks like a damn nursery at times. Not only are his grandsons in there, some are sitting closer to Jerry than Will McClay.

When B. Young is the most coveted player in a draft, it's off to a weak start to begin with. Maybe Worker Bee is a better description of this draft - no shine, just nuts and bolts,

Again, you're off topic............. DAL had Smith ranked higher than you, it's as simple as that. Whether that turns out to be smart - time will tell. The fact you don't believe it doesn't really matter.

DAL isn't moving to a 3/4....... Smith will play plenty, often along Hankins. There will be plenty of snaps to go around up front - especially on this D who struggled to stop the run.

Like I said, you stick to things your Twitter feed tells you.

Stay on topic.......you're getting off track and trying to sneak in draft strategy. I'm actually with you on this - I was hoping to move down when it got to our pick. I thought with 2 or 3 DTs and Mayer still there - we could have moved down and picked up and extra 3rd or something.

Any man at 340 lbs isn't going to play 24/7. Hankins has shown signs of wearing down, getting hurt more. I love him but it's foolish to just count on him. Dan Quinn knows a thing or two about defense I think - he'll have Mazi in there as more than an alternate I'm sure.