bostonlager

You should have seen yesterdays pants

Airline must have found Jason Day’s luggage. His pants fit today.

"Women, you can't live without them and they can't pee standing up"

I was disappointed you took him and was hoping I might be able to catch him since we had LIV guys in the field.

Heads up for tomorrow. I have a fitting for the new Burner Bubble thing TM came out with and I'm going to try to get in a round after that even though it looks like rain here. I will get the sheet updated when I get back.

I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. Rahm sucked ass today too.

Ed- I'd feel like dogsh1t if you cash this out and he wins, just telling you what I would do.

Jump on it.

I bet it isn't 240 now that Scottie is within one.

I was in the same position with Brooks at the PGA. I ended up riding, but this year I have taken a new approach. If I want 50 on player X to win an event, I play five $10 bets and if it comes to it, cash out one to break evenish and let the others ride.

I'm normally against cash out, but good move.

Agreed, he seems like a good dude and glad he made it through the medical issue.

d1ckhead

Brian Harman, defending Open Champion- I've drafted him twice now this year and they won't show a single one of his shots the first 2 rounds. I know he is smaller than gutterboy, but they have high zoom cameras now.

I almost took Gary Woodcock with my last pick and also bet him -140 vs Tiger head to head for the tournament. That one is lost.

It's all cool fellas. I'm probably the worst sh1t talker and spreader of bad luck voodoo in the league. I deserve it.

Whole goddamnn league trying to jinx fock me.

He looks like the bastard child of Alan Jackson and Joe Dirte.

Good luck to you, jerry. Fock Jon Rahm.

Rahmbo living in the fairway bunkers

You jinxin'g motherfockers. Quit.

Please delete and take your bad joo joo out on someone else.

YOu think they will bury him on the moon?