bostonlager

If you could take over the world overnight, I believe we would have done it already. In reality it is a slow process and each step must be meticulously calculated and first things first - WE MUST take our own country back before we even think about taking over the planet. From 2008 - 2016 we had to endure the worst president in the history of the universe. Let's make a list of some of the things that made Barry so bad. - he was a giant feminine pussssy - (see the way he throws a baseball) - he is a f@ggot - He is married to a tranny and his gay bath house visits are no secret. - he wasn't even born in the United States - Should never been allowed here let alone be president - Because of the above 2 bullet points we can with certainty say he has AIDS We should be quite thankful DJT has erased much of the Barry legacy, but I want him completely erased from the history books and we can start by undoing the worst thing he ever did. He made us look like a nation of giant pusssssies the way he was always tip-toeing around like some fairy and always apologizing. Right here, right now the United States officially UNAPOLOGIZES to the rest of the world - ESPECIALLY YOU, Japan!!!! We are not sorry we dropped those fuckking bombs, we would do it all over again, and will if you piss me off. Speaking of the Japs, it really irks the hell out of me when I go to Hawaii and see them all over the place. I'm sure you all have the potential to be fine people, but you have no place in Hawaii after what you did back in 42. Japs have 48 hours to leave the islands or else. You can come to the 48 and assimilate or go wherever else, I don't care. The unaplogize/jap relocation act has been officially signed. bostonlager.

I wonder what FedEx would charge to ship one of the smaller framed ones here..

No way they are firm. I bet she can tug and bend a tittty to stick her nipples in her belly button.

This question has put me in quite a quandary. ETA: I can only imagine I taste great, but would that make me gay if I blow myself and swallow? I jack myself off all the time and that doesn't make me gay.

Secretary of Interior - EJ Snyder http://www.ejsnyder.com/about/bio/ - EJ is tough as nails, a famous survivalist, and doesn't take sh1t from anyone so he knows about natural resources and other stuff. A great addition to the team Secretary of Defense - this position has been replaced with Secretary of Offense - Sylvester Stallone - Everyone knows the best defense is a good offense and you can't win if you're not on the offensive. Stallone brings to us his background of portraying Rambo in a handful of motion pictures where he single handedly took out lots of bad guys. Can't wait to see what he can do with 4 branches of army guys. Secretary of State - This position has been eliminated because we will no longer be cooperating/communicating with foreign countries. For any further questions or concerns please see the Secretary of Offense.

Day 1 the first full day after inauguration is unfortunately a "sick day." At this point I'm 44 years old and an all day-all night party that includes coke, ecstasy, booze, and high dollar prostitutes is much harder to recover from than it was back in aught 7. I won't let it go completely to waste though, I have a cabinet to put together. Vice President: NONE - don't need one- only one with "president" in their title is godddamn me! Attorney General - Richard K Jones http://www.butlersheriff.org/command/sheriff/ - this dudes knows his sh!t and he knows the law. He's tough on crime and immigrants Secretary of Education - John Rocker https://deadspin.com/our-interview-with-john-rocker-221509 - For over a decade John has volunteered to help teach english to non speaking residents. We won't need him for that particular role as we will no longer allow non-english speakers on our soil, but he can use that energy to teach other stuff. We expect John will continue to be a strong pillar of the community. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development- I hate the inner-city and pretty much all the people that live there so we will be eliminating this position/department entirely. We will touch on plans for the inner cities later with our new appointed department head, Secretary of Overhaul.

Here I will detail and chronicle my visions and plans to one day rule over the entire world and maybe even the universe if I later feel like we should. It is January 20, 2025 and just 2 months earlier I was elected to replace DJT as president of these here United States. I am truly honored because Americas is great as fock just as he promised it would be and I know that I have some mighty big shoes to fill. I'm trying my best to be humble, but I do like to remind the country I am the only candidate to ever receive all 538 electoral votes and rightfully so, I deserved every single one. I know my first 100 days in office are going to be super important with executive orders and other stuff so I want my inauguration to be more like a party and less of a ceremony. I'm talking 2 big gaggers of the finest cocaine before going on stage to give my speech, but I'll also have a Coors Light in hand because I want my fans to know I'm still common folk too, albeit a common folk with lots and lots of power now...

This sums me up.

Every female should get 1 "freebie." She can have an abortion at any point of the pregnancy, but must also sign a waiver allowing her reproductive innards to be yanked out as well. She has obviously shown she is not responsible enough with sex/reproduction and we do not need society littered with her genes.

Hated him too

Is that the twighlight f@g?!?! He isn't even American.

I bet we could do it with not a single boot on the ground. NUKES

Mostly, but just think of all the things we could eliminate if we confiscated the entire world. - trade wars - no need to trade when you own everything - Islam - goats will appreciate this as well - taxes - no need to tax citizens when you have world full of slaves working for free - boarders - liberals should be on board for this reason - the olympics - America will just have one giant gold medal on display to remind everyone we won

Every year the United States should take the poorest 1% of the population and abort them. In 10 years we won't even be having this debate about fetuses/unborn babies/trimesters.

Hungover and word choice/placement is fuzzy. I would definitely blow myself if I was limber enough.