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I've got these two in a league that gives healthy points for return yards, so these two are key players for me. They're both listed as questionable, but they've got injuries that don't seem serious enough to keep them out (tweaked ankle and groin, respectively). Any homers have any insight into whether either of these guys are playing?

Shiancoe, one of the best pass catching TEs in the league and Kleinsasser, one of the best blocking TEs in the league. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Plenty other positions of serious need to be picking up an unnecessary TE. And the icing on the cake...New England getting Mallet in the 3rd with the pick they got from the Vikings for The Randy Moss Experiment.

And now that he's landed in New England, it's all but a lock.

Probably want to consider the date of the post you're quoting before you type up such a big post.

It doesn't get any more scientifical than that.

Waitress: Would anyone like dessert? Favre: Nope, no dessert for me. I'm definitely done *The waitress walks away and gets about 20 feet from the table* Favre: Wait, no! I must have dessert! I owe it to myself to at least try dessert. Waitress: Ok, so what would you like? Favre: Well, I don't like tiramisu, so that's definitely out. The chocolate cake looks good, but so does the cheesecake. Hmm, so many choices. *20 minutes pass as Favre tries to decide what to have* Favre: Alright then, the tiramisu it is! *crying* I'd just like to thank you all for the opportunity to order dessert. *Dessert arrives at the table* Favre: Ugh, tiramisu? I hate tiramisu! That's it, I'm done. Wait, no, bring me the chocolate cake.

Ahh, ok. That would be it. Interesting to see the percentage difference when you only take the touches by RBs into account.

Where are you getting your numbers? I spot checked Forte, Slaton, and AP with the info that I have and Forte came out to 79% (379 of 480 touches by RBs), Slaton came out to 87% (318 of 362), and AP was 70% (385 of 553).

That was my thought, too. They've only got like 10 RBs on their roster already.

Agreed. The Vikings needed to sign one of the top veterans available to make a serious run now. Of course, I don't think they're going far until they give Childress the boot.

Do you use a league management site? Any self-respecting one should be able to figure out a doubleheader schedule for you.

Ha! And that's my favorite one, too. You know you can't bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy!

Huh, the lack of customization at Fanball is one of my biggest gripes. If you want customization, head over to MyFantasyLeague. $60 is not free. First year using Fanball (been some grumbling about MyFantasyLeague from some league-mates, so we thought we'd try something else...plus Fanball was a bit cheaper) and it sucks a$$! I think we've all had connection issues pretty much every day for the last week. If they don't get this resolved quickly, I'm going to start bitching up a storm to get my money back. If I do, we're headed back to MFL.

Huh, and here I thought someone dug up a thread from like 4 years ago to laugh at how stupid the prediction looked now.

If passing TDs are 6 points in your league, you really can't go wrong with Brady. Not really, no. And especially not if it's a PPR league.

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Guess you missed the part about Moz's 3rd for the other guy's 5th.

Step 1: STFU Step 2: Make trade Step 3: Collect

So if Manning has to have his leg amputated and has to get a prosthesis, does that hinder or help his mobility in the pocket?

Yup, if your league rules aren't clear enough to clarify whether this trade is legal, you've got bigger problems than this trade. As a commissioner of two leagues, I never make a ruling on my own transactions. I always have a co-commish rule on the issue to eliminate the possible grumblings about unfairness.

Of course he's going to say that. It's called damage control.

In my 12-team, 2-man conditional keeper league, the bottom 6 teams in the regular season go into a playoff bracket to determine draft order selection, seeded in reverse. Bottom two teams get a bye, guaranteeing them a top 4 selection (they get to choose their position). Then the top 6 teams from the regular season go into the championship bracket and get the last 6 selections in reverse order of their placing. Can size?

Wow, what a 'tard. Hmm, making ridiculous bank, too dumb to do anything else, and basically the face of an NFL franchise. Yeah, I hear ya Vince. Life's real tough.