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Team 1 gets Reggie Bush, Deuce, and R. Wayne Team 2 gets Clinton Portis, T.O, and Cedric Benson Who gets the better of this trade?

I wasn't excited about him earlier this year, but I'm sure happy I stuck it out with him. I no longer have to exclaim "Lamont, you big dummy!" a la Fred Sanford.

Okay, this would require another teammate's participation: Lie on my back with my feet in the "stirrups" as though I'm giving birth. Teammate pulls out the "baby", turns it upside down, slaps it on the rear, snips the umbilical chord. He hands the ball back to me and I cradle it as I run to my adoring fans and hand the ball off to some sweet old lady in the stands. T.O. could do this one, since he's already on his back doing pushups.