Foamfinger

lol. Also, I have no idea who he was with, but damn she was hot!

If only they had a QB that could throw the deep ball.

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

That'll teach Florida to steal Utah's coach! Previously undisclosed medical condition? Yeah, right. More like previously undisclosed hook-up with coeds. The countdown is on!

Chris Henry

Ox?

Alex, what are seven people who've never been in my kitchen?

Meh, I'd be more concerned about his ties to VA Tech. Seriously, who the fock needs a foreign threat? The al-Hokie stronghold has been cranking out the kooks - on-campus massacre '07, double murder '09, on-campus beheading '09, now the Ft Hood shooter! Vick barely makes the list! Screw the connection to a "scholar", CIA should check out the admissions office in Blacksburg.

Looks fake to me.

Did they check the tour bus? Slutty 20yo groupies

Except for that part where they get boiled alive. PS - Just before they die they look like this:

Ignore the foozie. There is no way to improve the Foamfinger!!!

Truly a sticky situation.

Looks like somebody squeezed the Charmin! Good luck, though.

Stupid move for OAK. Are they so insecure with Russell they don't want him to feel threatened by a capable back-up/mentor? You know, someone that might make him reach his potential? Of course, as an SD fan I am thrilled!