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Smells like white privilege. I'm going to need you to find a black family, get down on your knees and profess your apology.

I was watching a movie called "anyone but you" or something like that, and I was thinking, "how did this woman get a lead in this movie. She has no personality or charm." Then they had a scene where she was in a bikini, and I was like, "oh, now I get it" I didn't realize it was Ms. Sweeney until the end of the movie.

Bro, you need to get with the doctrine. I get your family might've owned slaves and you probably wouldn't want that smoke if so, but you need to suck it up and pay those reparations.

Yeah, I don't get why us lefties hate Rittenhouse so much. He got harassed by a bunch of pedo hooligans that we keep saying we would never endorse and because the pedo hooligans wanted to beat up a maga, they got shot.

Bro, have you not been reading the newsletters? That's exactly what our team asserts. We don't limit it to just slavery of course. We also assert that systemic racism is another reason for DEI and affirmative action which of course is the most important one since it's more difficult to quantify.

The more Olympics I see the less I care about this stuff.

Where?

Why did you change what I wrote? You're weird.

So are you about to show us there are multitudes of XYs having babies or something. That's usually the next step in the process before "it doesn't matter anyway."

So you don't hate pedos?

The guy clearly hates both. The boxing thing is what the social media is telling him to care about right now. Parsing out how much time he spends expressing his hate on which subject seems like splitting hairs.

Indeed. He sets a great example.

Huh?

I'm not quite following you. Opposite of what?

Oh. My bad. I must have misinterpreted the policy.

Damn, dude was busy.

I guess wall street thinks the Fed waited to long to drop rates. If they come in off the top rope with 0.5% cut in September are they all just going to pile back in? I don't think we have systemic risk here, but maybe I'm being naive.

New policy? If you have XY chromosomes, you are a man.

Problem is we've been saying if you have a vagina, you're a woman. This person has apparently always had a vagina.

Her office didn't try to deny the rightful parol of prisoners so they could be used to fight wild fires? That's a relief.

Word on the street is she kept people in jail past when they should've rightfully been freed to work for the state. If that's true, it's essential slavery.

This is a tough one. Born with female parts, but having the Y chromosome. Clearly has masculine features. I'm going to rule that you should have XX chromosomes to compete with women.

Cheng and Hughes are about to play the German women's team in beach volleyball. That should be a decent match.

I'd be shocked if we don't get a cut in September.

Seems like it would make more sense for the car to record its own driver for speeding.