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If it was a tranny, would you feel the same way?

Rumor has it that Justin is very good looking and Putin has indicated that he will spare the US instead of risking the destruction of someone so handsome.

I'm ugly as hell, so people recoil at the sight of me. Don't even start with allowing me to touch them. That's why I think touching the ass of a woman you don't know is wrong.

I'm sure he writes to Putin daily. Dear Mr. Putin, I just know you're going to nuke the United States. Please do it soon because the stupid libs are making fun of me for guaranteeing it will happen every day - especially that extra meanie, Rusty, so if you can start with him, I'd love you even more. Just kidding. Loving you more isn't possible. Can't wait to bend that knee. With love and affection, Justin

I think they're doing the whirly-bird on-side here, Kirk. That's probably why there is no tee.

Nice little backdoor cover for folks that may have had Vikings +6.5

My man Ty Chandler didn't do them any favors either. He did enough, but he got pushed back into Kirk's lap which didn't give him room to step up.

Indeed. It's been a long week.

Vikings getting their tushes pushed all over the field.

I wonder if the defense turns it into a scrum, if they'd have a chance. What I mean is maybe the second level can push the defensive linemen such that the offensive line has a shot of getting pushed back.

Suboptimal ball security by the Eagles. Time for another tush push.

Oooh, JJ may have fumbled that through the endzone.

Hot take: Ty Chandler should be in for the Vikes in hurry-up mode.

Didn't McNabb have a cup of coffee with the Vikings as well?

Lot of immaculate grid combos here, eh. I'd guess the most common would be Cris Carter. But I suppose you could go with Sam Bradford. And I remember picking up current Viking LB Jordan Hicks in an IDP league his rookie year with the Eagles.

It's amazing to me that there's only two teams doing that play.

inside the 1 yard line. Push that Tush! Push that Tush!

Wait a second. Didn't Philly sign Rashad Penny?

Primetime Kirk on Amazon Prime Video!

Glad he was arrested. Guys need to really stop thinking they can just walk up and touch chicks... which I hope isn't an overwhelming majority of guys.

This is going to be the wrist slap of a lifetime.

Wrong again. Starlink wasn't enabled over crimea by default. No one bothered to check so they were surprised when it wasn't active

These dudes love rewriting history

"We already knew this!"