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Wait. Turns out everyone thinks Harrison is better than Nabers. It's always with the most dangerous of analysis. He's just amazing. He's a generational talent. The best I heard is that he has amazing body control which I agree with, but today's game is about getting open, and less about trying to make some amazing catch with a defender all over the receiver.

Until it's time to not be nice.

You guys love to rush into things you know nothing about. I call it chasing squirrels.

First. You would never vote for Trump. Second. They wouldn't even know what to do with 500 billion Third. You guys crack me up. You read a couple of press releases on someone creating a fusion reaction and you immediately want to put all of our eggs in that basket. The right move would be to give them 50 million to conduct a study on feasibility and what effects we probably don't know yet.

Lol. I promise that strap isn't supposed to be going across his forehead. Weird hill for snopes to die on.

Now seafoam is going to have to move again.

Peenie, just burn your house down and go rent. Then you won't have to breathe any previous owner's dead skin. Also you'll be able to move and be worth 2.5M one day and nearly $2M the next because you're totally not lying to win the internet.

How does that work? How does the fund manager make money?

What the hell? I never even heard of duct cleaning until this thread.

Yeah, your landlord didn't do that. You got taken.

So that's not what you said. You said clean the ducts because of the previous owners dead skin. That different than having adequate airflow and leaks and mold. Peenie, is there any reason to think you have inadequate air flow or mold in your ducts? This would manifest as the inability to get parts of your house under climate control or you getting sick with no reasonable explanation.

That's weird. When I said this is a buy the rumor sell the news situation and the ETF didn't effect the underlying value of the asset (not to be confused with the price), I was assured I was wrong and was told I was spewing BS.

Did you have your landlord clean the ducts before you moved in to your apartment?

Set a glue trap in your attic. Put a little peanut butter on it. Then you need to look around your house for areas they can get in the house and close them off.

You breathe in other people's dead skin every where you go. What do you think dust is made of?

It must be a sad life when you have to go on the internet and lie about your net worth. I'm going to stop making fun of you.

I didn't claim to be anything. Worms did. You have no property and you have "nearly $2M" What aren't you counting in that, liar?

My 401k is in an s&p index fund with the lowest expense ratio I can find. I found that these hedge funds can't beat the market consistently over time so I just try to minimize fees. My non-retirement stock account and IRA are currently primarily in AAPL, unh, visa, adbe, jpm, I have a little bit of TSLA and I just bought a little bit of vz now that the dividend is over 7% and interest rates are leveling off, and I sell call options against.* *Note this is in no way to be construed as investment advice in any way. Why does this matter at all?

Wait. When you stupidly misunderstood what average means you said 40x your net worth was $100M. Now it's "nearly $2M" Do you ever tell the truth about anything?

Well, in his case it 100% makes more sense to rent. It's not going to take long for people to figure out he's an idiot. The typical manager is going to try to ship you off and make you someone else's problem, so he needs to stay nimble. By year 3, he's certainly going to have worn out his welcome, so he can't own a house and limit his job search options.

Imagine hiring Accenture as consultants to help solve some issues you're having and in walks seafoam. No wonder he had to move so much.

I think it's a very good bet that your apartment would be considered shìtty compared to the house in your neighborhood you are using to compare if your rent is less than then the property tax they pay. And the more you refuse to acknowledge the differences between your apartment and the house you're comparing, the more I think it's true. Not that I expect you to understand relativism.

So when I specifically say that I rent, you take that to mean the exact opposite of what I wrote because I didn't provide details? You really are a dumb ass, dude.

English, motherfūcker, can you read it?

I think it could happen. Sometimes, they just bill it the customer.