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  1. nobody

    [** Official President Joe Biden Thread **]

    I just read a couple of articles on it. It looks shady as hell I got to say. Apparently, though, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation indicated that they weren't investigating the incident. So I don't know if they clinton-ized his ass.
  2. nobody

    [** Official President Joe Biden Thread **]

    What the hell? That didn't all really happen did it?
  3. Okay, so what are me and google arguing about? All I was saying is that he billed himself as the biggest thing in the world (cosigned by Díck Clark apparently), and he said that he sold out 80k-100k seat arenas multiple times a week and I thought that was BS. Can you go google search what the hell the problem is?
  4. You could always start an abortion clinic and use the commercial breaks to murder some babies. When Prime Video gives you lemons, you got to make some dead fetuses.
  5. Turn off the tv, stream porn, no commercials. Amen Thanks.
  6. Let's recap. I think Andrew sucks. I don't know why so many people liked his schtick 35 years ago. I watched his standup when I was a teenager and I didn't get it. It wasn't funny. I saw the interview where Andrew claimed he was the biggest comic in the world. Because I saw his comedy in the past and thought it was so obviously bad, I thought Andrew was doing the thing a lot of people do where they over exaggerate how great they were. I even tried to google it ahead of time, but apparently didn't google it enough. Your google searches apparently have proven me wrong. Apparently he was a huge star (for some reason that I will probably never know). So I guess one thing since you don't want to drop it is I'm probably still right. I just didn't care enough to argue. Clay claimed he was selling out 80k-100k seat arenas multiple times a week. First of all, the arenas he was playing aren't that big unless he was selling out football stadiums. MSG only holds 20k and for a comedy show they likely cut the arena in half. Note: these are my un-googled thoughts, so they may be subject to error. The second thing is we are interacting. I'm not interacting with Andrew. The way it works is I say something. You might disagree. You'd offer up a different perspective. We'd learn and grow, but instead of actually posting thoughts, you ran to google to try and confirm your thought and then copied and pasted what google AI spit out apparently. Now you can go run to google and figure out what stadiums he played and copy and paste that. I might be wrong. Maybe he was the biggest thing in the world for a spot and he regularly sold out the Super Dome and the Big House and the Rose Bowl multiple times a week. I'd love to know if that was the case since it's amazing to me that someone so devoid of talent could become that popular. By the way, someone start a thread on how great the Beastie Boys are if you really want to get your google searches heated up.
  7. I googled, Andrew Dice Clay biggest shows and didn't get any results, but in general I'm not a big fan of running to Google for every thought. The point of interaction is to understand a person, faults and all. I'm not interested in people's Google skills. I actually like people's flaws. It makes a person human But congrats on being able to copy and paste someone else's knowledge I guess.
  8. I find that hard to believe, but I guess I was wrong. Good for Andrew.
  9. Oh, gotcha. Just go straight from 1 quarter to the next. Makes sense. I like the idea and endorse you for president.
  10. I had to punch out after about 3 minutes. Can you point me to the funny section?
  11. Oh, so he did it once. In the Rogan interview he implied he was doing it every week. Poor, Andrew. Maybe you can send him some can mail and boost his confidence, so he doesn't have to misrepresent his success.
  12. nobody

    Your Mt.Rushmore Of Comedians-Spermoff

    Chapelle, Pryor, CK, and Norm MacDonald Andrew Dice Clay and Carlin faces go on the walls of the port-o-potty half way down the hike to see the monument.
  13. Chapelle, Prior, CK, and I don't know let's throw Norm MacDonald in there.
  14. I said he didn't play them multiple times a week. The whole post was like 20 words. How could you miss that?
  15. He seems like he'd be down to fight. I wonder if I could bait him into a fight. I always dreamed of fighting a celebrity that thinks he's a bad ass just to see if I could win. Samuel L Jackson is like the main one that I've dreamed of fighting, but Andrew could work. Or maybe Joe Pesci, but I think he's so small it wouldn't be much of fight.
  16. If you're watching a live football game, what would they do during the breaks? I guess just put an Amazon logo up?
  17. Okay, horseman. I never did understand why people liked this dude. Same as George Carlin. Oooh, I said bad words. Look how funny I am!
  18. nobody

    Coronavirus - Doomsday

    And nothing will come of it. For those that don't want to watch it, it's one of those sting operations where they go on a date with someone and secretly film them as they talk about all the dirty shìt they do abusing their positions. The senior covid response official starts off by saying he had drug fueled sex parties during covid. Then he admits that the vax policies were intended to extort people into getting jabbed.
  19. Dude really thought now he was a huge star and played sold out arenas multiple times a week. Okay, Andrew.
  20. I remember the old Obama line of, "they didn't build that" and I get that he was talking about roads and infrastructure, but here's the thing, neither you nor the people he was talking to at the time built that either. You are not a leader. You are not a visionary. You can't take an abstract idea and bring it to life by clearly articulating the what and how. You can probably follow instructions. You can probably understand an idea that has been explained to you, but you can't come up with the idea. And even if you could, you wouldn't have the passion and energy to drive the execution. That's why they're wealthy and we're not. We don't have the vision, the drive, the execution, the risk tolerance, the intuition, etc. They do, and that's why they make the money. We follow instructions like monkeys while they apply the critical thought on what those instructions should be. And I know you think you can do all the stuff they do, but you can't. All of our lives have been lived thousands and thousands of times before. We are not special. We are not exceptional. We are not unique. They are. We are fungible. We can find multitudes of people to fill out roles. So when someone complains that they make too much money, understand that we can't do what they do. Very few can.
  21. Wait. Do you not support Cheney's endorsement or something?
  22. nobody

    What's happening with Kelce?

    Bro's relationship might be getting rocky. That stuff will kill an athlete's mental
  23. nobody

    Pacheco Update: Fractured Fibula

    I guess I'll throw my hat in the prediction ring Steele due to between the tackles and goaline work Then perine due to passing game upside Then hunt just in case he's not washed and can come in and be a 3 down back
  24. nobody

    Anthony Richardson

    That's a good point. The reason PPR came along was because managers that were able to draft Tomlinson, Priest Holmes, Shaun Alexander, Jamaal Charles, Arian Foster, etc. they had such a huge advantage. PPR intended to balance the scoring a bit even though now it's too skewed to receivers. We should tweak the QB scoring such that QBs get the same number of points for rushing yards as passing yards.
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