Drizzay

Ours had a defect with the ice maker. It's a huge pain in the ass.

I was about two weeks away from turning 44 when he was born. It certainly is keeping me young!

The kindergartener is full of piss and vinegar. She already has a boyfriend. The one year old boy is on the verge of walking and talking. He's fun to be around, although I am too damn old to have a one year old.

"I'm not dumb, it's just my accent"

I can't ever imagine purposely watching something like this.

Who even is this?

If that isn't taking care of your constituents, I don't know what is!

Nerds!

Opps? Like short for "Opposite"?

So she's been proven a racist and a thief. Its been a bad couple of months for her!

I have a fool-proof way for you to cut 5 strokes off your next round... Skip the first Par 3 you come to.

He said "Slay, Queen" 17 times last night.

Another glass ceiling broke! What can't that lady do?!

Sounds like he is interested in taking over the family business down in Cuba.

Consuelo?

I will still shop there. There are more important things to worry about.

AnoThEr TrAnNy ThrEaD!

Are the women hot? Which city had the best looking ones?

...and everyone clapped

If only there was a way for Russia to have prevented this.

If he doesn't get some better coaching, he is going to turn into every other high QB draft pick that fizzled because of coaching. Bears fans just gotta hope that happens with them and not another team.

There was football on yesterday?

I am watching the Great British Baking Show at the moment. It is my favorite show going right now.

This is an oldie but a goodie! I laugh every time, even though I've heard it a thousand times.