Drizzay

"The lovely couple is registered at Pottery Barn Teen."

Can we just throw all of them in jail and call it a day?

My old man had it, thanks to Agent Orange. Fock cancer.

Word on the street is he is a crazy Pro-Mortalist.

My wife was able to pump breast milk for both of our children. Enough milk to last until each was 1 year old. I am so grateful for that. We never once had to buy or use formula.

I thought Latinos are now white?

Yawn

I've never heard of her.

I didn't know she was still around.

The natives are restless here.

"Now serving A-2-6-1, at counter 13" I have the Enhanced ID. Got it 3 or 4 years ago and only took me about 20min without an appt. My wife finally went to get hers a couple of weeks ago. It took her 4 hours. Everyone there was trying to do the same. If there wasn't a deadline that was approaching, the wait would have been small. I told her she should have just driven to a DMV out in BFE. A 45min drive each way still would have been faster.

How the fock did either of these countries ever get nukes?

5 of the 4!

Horse owners are insufferable people.

This was all scripted. Good job falling for it.

Weak - SWV Middle school garage parties. It got fun when Rump Shaker came on.

Crotchester is a very trashy city.

How about a nice game of chess?

"You ain't a crook, son. You just a shook one."

Good, fock China and Mexico. This is reason alone to nuke both of them into oblivion.

Pictures and GIF's

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows"

Backstreet Boys - Zima

They kissed and made up. Neil would play Sweet Home with Skynyrd on stage.

She's a Dem, of course she can't properly manage a budget.