Drizzay

I always love anecdotes.

I ended up getting a couple of pork tenderloins at Costco. I just need to think of a couple of "fun" sides. We will do the generic chips/baked beans/fruit with our burgers and brats.

I have been going back and forth all week about what to cook. The local grocery store has Boston butts very cheap, but it is waaaaay too much food for essentially just three of us. Pork Tenderloin sounds like a nice alternative. The Sweet/Spicy rub @thegeneral is doing might be the way to go! Will probably do Burgers one night and Brats/Hot dogs the other....keep it traditional.

The Tush Push itself and the idea of banning of the Tush Push are both equally ghey.

"The lovely couple is registered at Pottery Barn Teen."

Can we just throw all of them in jail and call it a day?

My old man had it, thanks to Agent Orange. Fock cancer.

Word on the street is he is a crazy Pro-Mortalist.

My wife was able to pump breast milk for both of our children. Enough milk to last until each was 1 year old. I am so grateful for that. We never once had to buy or use formula.

I thought Latinos are now white?

Yawn

I've never heard of her.

I didn't know she was still around.

The natives are restless here.

"Now serving A-2-6-1, at counter 13" I have the Enhanced ID. Got it 3 or 4 years ago and only took me about 20min without an appt. My wife finally went to get hers a couple of weeks ago. It took her 4 hours. Everyone there was trying to do the same. If there wasn't a deadline that was approaching, the wait would have been small. I told her she should have just driven to a DMV out in BFE. A 45min drive each way still would have been faster.

How the fock did either of these countries ever get nukes?

5 of the 4!

Horse owners are insufferable people.

This was all scripted. Good job falling for it.

Weak - SWV Middle school garage parties. It got fun when Rump Shaker came on.

Crotchester is a very trashy city.

How about a nice game of chess?

"You ain't a crook, son. You just a shook one."

Good, fock China and Mexico. This is reason alone to nuke both of them into oblivion.