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    nuclear war - doomsday⌛

    https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-destroys-42-ukraine-launched-drones-over-crimea-2023-08-25/ 1.) Ukraine fired ONE missile. 2.) Russia shot down the missile before it hit Moscow. 3.) Moscow is not burning. 4.) If Ukraine had the ability to turn Moscow into rubble, Russia likely wouldn't have invaded Ukraine in the first place. One missile isn't going to set Moscow on fire and turn it into rubble. 5.) Another classic example of you hypercatastrophizing something and finding a way to work in the nuke angle, although I'm surprised you had enough restraint to wait until the third sentece. 6.) Biden isn't going anywhere, and his removal wouldn't change anything over there. 7.)
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    What is your colonoscopy theory?

    Let's get to the bottom of this - right here, right now.
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    Trump INDICTED

    Yeah, his deadpan delivery was hilarious.
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    Trump INDICTED

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/joe-bidens-4-word-reaction-221445901.html
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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    Oh look, a Russian neo-Nazi paramilitary group. https://www.yahoo.com/news/russian-neo-nazi-group-refuses-132100259.html
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    Trump INDICTED

    I can't believe some of you clowns believe that T-pump weighs 215. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-says-hes-63-weighs-204121709.html
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    What is your conspiracy theory

    Where did it all go wrong?
  8. I'm sure you've researched his wives as well, seeing as you're a sick, creepy-ass wife stalker. This way you have a better chance of chewing on their discarded feminine-hygiene products in the dumpster outside their homes. Nom nom nom. Focking weirdo.
  9. Better shape than Obama? Round is a great shape, but not necessarily when it describes the human body.
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    Trump INDICTED

    An autocrat wannabe gotta watch his hips!
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    Trump INDICTED

    Better than egging on the hanging of politcal opponents, like T-pump did.
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    What is your conspiracy theory

    I was a Ford's Theater yesterday. The initial plan was to kidnap Lincoln and try to get the North to let the South go in exchange for his return, but then Lee surrendered and buggered up that plan. Boothe got lucky in finding out Lincoln would be at the theater that night, and the other two guys were drunken clowns. Boothe didn't have a very good escape plan.
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    Trump INDICTED

    Actually, he has. I'm in D.C. and saw it in the portrait museum earlier this week. It looks a lot like this with a dark background. Scary.
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    Trump INDICTED

    P01135809.
  15. Pimpadeaux

    What is your conspiracy theory

    That JustinCharge has actually been with a woman.
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    Trump INDICTED

    Context, moron.
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    Trump INDICTED

    The only things that are ripped are his trousers and boxers when he bends over. You really think he's not a crapper-busting fatty?
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    Trump INDICTED

    I did not have sex with that woman.
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    Trump INDICTED

    Ninety-one felony counts, and yet in the MAGAnazi mind, they think he's Jesus. Unbelievable. They will go down the ship. Ha!
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