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MAGAturds: Funding Ukraine = warmongering. Funding Israel =

Maybe Clownzo could play catch-up with a fundraiser dinner hosted by Nick Fuentes, the KKK and washed-up losers such as Kanye West and Kid Rock. Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Barron Von Clownzo declines Florida RNC delegate offer. https://www.ketk.com/news/barron-trump-declines-to-be-rnc-delegate-because-of-prior-commitments/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=socialflow&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1dVR9NKXzyumwlkBO6UiUioQxlfGWbmmfhBQPvnEzJvdNwY2Ge_BIKDA8_aem_AQnn5O4gm7SlXO2hevYwrwMuz1Z8rJMany4EfbCGGBodrWtwduZyz_8JSlUojnwCZbKm980Z96JEklLznMM8EjUF

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I just keep Uranus in perspective.

Fox has pivoted to holding him up as some kind of sexual god. Of course the evangelical right won't accept this even know their infotainment sources are saying it.

I'm stretched and ready, boyo.

Well played, sir. Well played. You doing anything later?

I'd probably see my tongue rapidly tongue blasting your mom's mud chute.

Yeah, Big Bend bugs are like deep-sea creatures. They're either built for speed, protection or fighting. The plants out there are the same way. Every plant is built to survive and like a Bradley Fighting Vehicle. All about surviving in a desolate, unforgiving place that gets stupid hot in the summer, freezes in the winter and sees little rainfall, and when it does, it's some hurricane remnants off a Pacific hurricane that turns arroyos into these wildly violent floodfests that sweep away everything in their paths.Get your vehicle stuck on a remote path? Better have enough food and water for a few weeks. Crazy place, but I love it. Prolly my favorite place on Earth outside your mom's bagina.

I'm a troll and storyteller. It is what it is. You'd probably like having a beer with me. The only one here I'd never have a beer with was Peefoam. The Silverbacks know I'm trolling and largely let it be. It's true that I can't stand Trump. Now back to our irregularly scheduled programming.

LOL!!!! Same thing happened to me when me and some buddies went there on Spring Break. The only tent we put up was to keep the beer. We slept on cots under the stars, and one night a pack of peccaries, which are basically javelinas, came in, making a bunch of noise and being irritated with one another. We got up on the picnic tables and watched them. One night, I was on my cot and woke up sensing something, and there saw a coyote sniffing at my face from inches away. I told it to fock off, and it left Years later, I was in that same camp with a different boyo, and there was some dork walking around the campground with what looked like a radio pack and a sensor. He got near us, and I asked what the fock he was doing, and he said tracking mountain lions, and there was one 50 away. Fifty yards, I asked? No, 50 feet, he said. You never seen them. So there were mountain lions sneaking around just feet away. I slept in the tent that night.

Oh no. I think the last straw was me coming over to her apartment to feed her cat while she was off peddling pharmies and finding an eviction notice on the door, hinting to financial irresponsibility. That was fresh off the prairiebilly family reunion in some nasty Texas Panhandle town in which I partook of terrible food and witnessed horrible family infighting that led to fisticuffs in the pool area of the cheap hotel. I've told some good stories here. Give me credit for that, boyo.

You can't do that anymore. On that same trip, we went there with another couple. Me and the other dude wanted to go over there on the boat, and I'd been there a bunch of times before. But my girlfriend thought it unsafe and demanded we not go, making an ultimatum that if we went, she'd leave without us, and the other woman went along with that. We said fock it and went. We were staying in the Chisos, a long-ass way from that crossing, but we met a couple of other people who just happened to have the campsite right next to us in the Chisos, so we told them our ride probably took off, and they thought the story was funny said they'd just bring us back if that happened. We went over, drank a bunch of tequila and bought some goofy Mexican hats and cheap ukuleles that were impossible to tune. We made it back, and the girlfriend was still there and mad as hell. She made us sit in the back seat, where on the way back to the Chisos we proceeded to serenade the ladies with Mexican songs sung out of key and played out of key with our chitty ukuleles. This did not sit well with the girlfriend, who proceeded to pull off the road, slam on the brakes and yell at us from the front seat. I think she threatened to use her gun under the seat. We remained quiet the rest of the way back, but when we got to camp, we reunited with the folks at the next campsite and proceeded to party with them all night, further angering the ladies. So the girlfriend already had a lingering head of bees by the time Border Patrol pulled us over the next day. We broke up not long after that. I took my sons to Big Bend for Spring Break a few years ago, and now there is a Border Patrol checkpoint you have to go through to get to that little town, and you can't go over there unless you have a PASSPORT Yeah, wide-open borders my ass.

Years ago, I was with my girlfriend in Big Bend, and we were in her car for some reason. We were on our way out when Border Patrol in an unmarked car pulled us over, and two agents came out with their hands on their guns. They said a vehicle matching our car's description reportedly had been down by the Rio Grande and picked up a load of narcotics brought over from Mexico on a flatbed boat. There are no vehicle crossings in Big Bend. They asked to inspect the car trunk, and my girlfriend told them to fock off because they didn't have a search warrant. They said they'd just detain us until they got the search warrant, and the nearest just was like a bazillion miles away. It's so remote out there that you can't even pick up a radio station. None. The thing is, she was a pharmaceutical rep and had a whole trunk full of samples for prescriptions drugs. She said, "Fine, fock it. I'm a pharmaceutical rep and have a trunk full of drug samples." At this point, the agents seemed a little amused and had smirks on their faces. She opens the trunk, and there are boxes and boxes of drugs, and she starts pulling them out one at a time: SEE THIS! IT'S FOR FOCKING YEAST INFECTIONS. THIS ONE IS AN ANTI-INFLAMMATORY. HERE IS ONE FOR URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS IN WOMEN. HERE'S ONE FOR FEMININE HYGIENE! They let us go, and she b!tched about it the whole five-hour drive back to Midland, where we lived at the time.

I've been through those checkpoints a few times. You do not fock around and find out.

MAH SIXTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS! KICK ROCKS, B!TCH!

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Nah, and Trumpestuous focks women and little girls who look like his daughter.

Clownzo and the Adult Diapers.

Better than a dead brain found in Clownzo's head! Pow!

No it's not, you knuckle-dragging dumbperson. Clownzo got impeached for using aid as a weapon to get Ukraine to cough up information on Biden, which it didn't have. You're too stupid to live.

The MAGAturds want us to withhold aid to Ukraine but impeach Biden for withholding aid to Israel until it agrees not to kill innocent women and children in Rafah. MAGAturd logic.

The bill to aid Israel got bipartisan support, honeybunch, and your comparison to Clown and Ukraine is painfully retarded.

You're such a focking idiot. Totally different withholding arms to keep Israel from using them on Rafah. In Clownzo's case, he did it for his own political gain and got impeached for you, you dolt. Not the same thing.