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Carpenter bees. They drill this perfect 5/8-inch holes. The females look more like wasps and have stingers. The males just bite, but they prefer to menacingly hover. Years ago, I lived in a house with a covered porch, and they'd drill holes everywhere. I had this big red plastic bat, and when one would try to menace me, I'd get the bat and smack 'em over the fence. If one went into its hole, I'd spray bleach into the holes, and they would stumble out, fall to the ground and die. They were kind of fun to have around.

Memes - MAGAturds' go-to information source.

We picked up Rusty II and went out to a park and managed to see the whole thing just fine despite a lot of clouds. It was super cool, particularly seeing the solar flares.

Clownzo company stock heads down the chitter. https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/trumps-truth-social-stock-crashes-142329175.html

Clownzo's Ukraine "peace plan" called "terrible." https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-reported-peace-plan-115301977.html

Clownzo's uncanny channeling of Hitler. https://www.yahoo.com/news/opinion-trump-turns-trials-soapbox-100532064.html

Sent you a pic ...

No, you're talking about how hot Clownzo viewed his daughter and how much he wanted to bang her, boyo. Get some facts straight for a change.

I usually insert my phone in Uranus before bedtime. I'm feeling sexy tonight.

So like an entire tomato on your pizza?

I shall not be at your mom and dads soon. I sired you and am never going back. You're welcome. You wouldn't exist had your dad's sperm count not been so low, son.

This sentence indicates you have fallen victim to Satan. Be gone, Satan!

It's not as vital as the Book of Uranus.

Right-wing scammers pave way for Clownzo. https://www.vox.com/policy/24122252/trump-sneakers-bible-truth-social-grift-scam-conservatives-history

He's got more patriotism in a pecker molecule than you do in your whole body. He views Jan. 6 as it should be, an angry mobbed whipped into a frenzy by their deluded sore loser of a "leader," with the intent to kill the vice president and House speaker and derail the fair-and-square democratic process. It was a sick day for our country, and MAGAturd losers such as you are still deflecting, whatabouting and making excuses.

Big nope for me. I'm fine with chopped tomatoes, but sliced is annoying.

Not true. Peefoamosexual's reporting resulted in me and gutter getting suspended multiple times. Then my original handle got permabanned because of him. As for not handling anyone with different or stronger views, just look at how the MAGAturds here look like a freshly kicked fire-ant mound when a liberal viewpoint gets posted. They call the moderates within their own party RINOs because they can't tolerate moderate conservative viewpoints and view them as leftist. But projecting is a fundamental MAGAturd trait, even to the point of trying to push Nazis and fascism to the left end of the spectrum. Sorry, but those are far-right ideologies.

Don't count on that. The board's all-time biggest liberal - Torrid Joe - hasn't posted here in a long time. He was as regular as anyone in the 2000s and about as far left as it gets. The board was more balanced back then, but then a bunch of knuckle-dragging MAGAturds overwhelmed the board in the late 2010s and took a position of intolerance of any opinions and viewpoints other there own. At the center any great story is conflict, so it's nice to have some balance around here. This place will never swing touchy-feely liberal. One thing we've all agreed on is snitches are b!tches.

We're going to go to my wife's parents' house, where we won't be able to see anything due to cloud cover and rain. What about you?

What happened to Shots?

I don't remember much about Shotsup posting, but the Drobeski I saw not long before he got the boot always seemed angry and borderline unhinged. He reminded me of that yappy dog that viciously attacks the window from the inside of a car as people walk by.

I'm quite pleased we're getting a break from him. I do miss JustinCharge's crazy sauce. He would have been unhinged over the eclipse. PUTIN WILL NUKE DURING THE ECLIPSE. I AM SURE OF IT!

Yeah, our forecast calls for heavy thunderstorms and possible tornados. I give perhaps 1.5 chits about the eclipse, but people losing their minds over what they most likely won't be able to see is hilarious.

Your wife is a large gathering.

They miss a lot of easy shots, though. One missed an easy layup in that Iowa-Uconn game.