Pimpadeaux

It's the first thing they go to on anything.

The Harris Glenn Milstead Memorial Bridge.

They're all over it.

I deposited a No. 2 on your mom's face last night.

A few years ago, I'd neglected to lock in my power agreement and didn't know I could be subjecting to wildly fluctuating bills. I got this insane bill and called about it. Apparently, the wind stopped blowing in West Texas, either for 90 seconds or 90 minutes. I don't recall how long, but that focked up the power supply, resulting in higher bills for those not locked into a plan.

OK, so what are you whining about if this is true?

Because in Peefoamosexual's case, they taste the most like dripping pecker, for which he has an unhealthy craving and obsession.

You're a pizza muffin, sweet ass.

So you're of the opinion that fossel-fuel electrical power is used to power wind turbines to create electrical power. Never mind it's actually wind that makes the wind turbines twirl around and generate electricity. You're a very special kind of stupid.

So? Weather and other catastrophes mess up fossil-fuel production as well. ERR MUH GERD, LERTS NERT DER SOLER CURZE THAT ONE THING. Oh brother.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2060142181020998

Yeah, exactly. Slowly develop alternative-energy sources while slowly weening off fossils fuels that most definitely will run out at some point. I initially majored in petroleum engineering, and the thought at the time was that fossil fuels would run out in 30 years. Decades and lots of innovations later, fossil fuels are still growing strong, but they will run out. A sensible approach to energy. What a crazy idea!

He'll be butt jousting like a champion before you know it.

Could use some smartass Geek strategery here. I posted this video on Facebook, and this woman I barely know made some condemning comments about how cruel this was and how ashamed of myself I should be. I'm fine with how ashamed of myself I am, but this was some seriously woke-ass baloney. I went on her Facebook page to see a GIF of someone climbing atop an overturned raft, with the words being: "Climbing above those who try to dragging me down with negativity." Replying to her post, I posted a photo of a couple of steaks I was about to grill and said, "Don't worry, this bull is in a better place." That really set her off, and she mesaged me the following: To which I responded with: Then I sent her a link to Professional Rodeo Association information about how the riders wear spurs that are incapable of actually digging into a bull's skin. I get the sense these crazy bulls focking LOVE smashing around human riders. It is what it is. But apparently she didn't like my response and defriended me. I want to get in one last dig, but what would you do? Walk away? Post pics of steaks on a grill?

FOCK BATS!

Holy hell, I had no idea.

You should see West Texas and the Texas Panhandle. It's a huge chunk of useless, ugly land with wind turbines in some places as far as the eye can see. The turbines actually add to the otherwise butt-ugly scenery. It's kind of sci-fi. The wind almost never stops blowing out there. Wind turbines generate almost a third of the the energy for the Texor power grid. https://www.quora.com/How-much-of-the-generation-capacity-of-the-Texas-grid-for-the-winter-storm-will-come-from-wind-or-solar-sources#:~:text=While 25% of all electricity,from solar panels this winter. I haven't been to South Texor in decades, but I'd be willing to bet it's the same thing down there. Plus putting the turbines offshore. I lived in Corpus Christi for a few years, and the wind almost never stopped blowing. It was almost focking tropical-depression strength every day. Every day was a bad hair day. It was soooo annoying, but the wind surfers love it. That's that wind-surfing capital of the world. That's just a tiny corner of our nation. I'm sure there are other ugly-ass places that the wind almost never stops blowing. I've camped a few times in the Oklahoma panhandle, and it was so annoying because of how windy it was. So what if a turbine breaks apart or smacks down a bird every now and then?

This is what closet pedophiles do, and it's insanity in that he's repeatedly posting the same crap and expecting different results. His "girlfriend" is a blow-up doll he bangs in his mom's basement. He eats his own boogers and sniffs his finger after wiping his ass. He fantasizes about beastiality with chickens. Sad.

He doesn't.

I run 10-20 miles a week and go to the gym at least five times a week. Doing core and legs two days a week has really helped. I'm in better shape now than I was five years ago. I almost never eat fast food and prolly take in fewer than 2,000 calories a day.

I guess he gets some kind of satisfaction out of being the board's biggest doosh and being oblivious to the fact that he annoys everyone. I suppose it's nice to have one thing everyone can agree on, except for the handful of far righties who think they need him for their numbers.