Pimpadeaux

MAGAturds are grasping at straws today.

How exactly is it open? There are walls, border patrol agents, barbed wire, fences, stations on each side of bridges, state troopers, etc. Farther in, there are checkpoints, where drug dogs sniff around vehicles, and each vehicle gets checked. How is this your idea of open?

What did he do to "open" the border?

L for the MAGAturds tonight.

That he did. Der lerbrel mern. Drrrrrrrrr. Whatever. MAGAturd tears are flowing tonight. Cry softly on your pillows. Boo hoo focking hoo. The real men are in charge now.

Great song in so many ways. It's so blueprint hard rock.

Bad night for MAGAturds. Looking forward to Clownzo's unhinged response to the evening.

Which would be to stay clear of you, unless she enjoys spending time alone on Christmas while you post here, not to mention spending $460 on that Juneteenth watermelon in December.

Nah, it was emotional spitballing without actually hitting much of anything.

She's like a dysfunctional, self-frustrated stay-at-home mom who posts sh!t all day on social media because she craves the attention she doesn't get from her husband while he spends long hours at the office killing time so he can minimize the time he has to engage with that at home whilst numbing it all with excessive drinking, gummies and fantasies about focking the neighbor's wife.

This is like stilted, awkward porno-film script. Fock me harder.

The future of the MAGAturd party.

She recently spent 75 cents instead of 50 cents for a Chick-o-stick and $1.25 instead of $1 for a corn dog at the Bugtusstle, Alabammy, store at the one stop sign in town.

She's good at the dramatic breathy thing.

Katie Britt. Your GOP response, ladies and gentlemen.

Here we go with the Alabammy!

Quote of the night: "You can't love your country only when you win." MAGAturds can suck it!

And bring hope, optimism and solutions instead of belly aching and fear mongering.

MAGAturds don't want strong border security because their beloved Clownzo will have fewer things to campaign on.

YES WE ARE!

It's a bipartisan bill, boyo. Get in line!

MAGATURDS ARE CRYING TONIGHT!

She's being tacky by wearing the hat and being a kvnt.

MTG already being classy.

Guess he has priorites over the State of the Union.