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https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/alexey-navalny-dead-russia-prison-02-16-24/index.html

It was presented from a far-right political perspective without double checking the location of this sick grade-school toe sucking, that location being the reddest of the red, a hotbed for the MAGAturd cultists. Ooops, it wasn't liberals behind this. Squish should not have defended this. Clearly, MAGAturds are grooming these children for work in the evangelical ministry.

The link is to Libs of TikTok. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libs_of_TikTok So the initial intent was to somehow connect liberals with this behavior. The only problem is that this occurred in one of America's most MAGA-loyal states, where each and every county voted for Trump in 2020. Total backfire here.

This toe-sucking MAGA behavior is way worse than a tranny reading to kids in a library. Way worse.

This was an adult-supervised event at an adult-run school in an adult-run school district for an adult-run charity. I'd say kids engaging in toe fellatio on each other under these circumstances is highly appropriate.

That and a Libs of Tik Tok backfire. Errrmahgerd, kurds err lurkin' toes! Thrrr curmin' fer our kurds! Oh, um, wait, this is deep-red MAGA country.

Those MAGAturd kids had plenty of practice on goats.

Halford still has a hell of a voice!

And God knows what adult Choadklahomans would do to raise money for him.

You've never heard that before? It actually got pretty high on the charts.

This is how money gets raised in MAGA country.

I actually like that.

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This is why a big part of what I do is long-term care. We're partnered with AARP, and I'm one of a handful of what is known as an A2O agent, meaning I watched a bunch of boring AARP videos to qualify to represent them. So when someone calls or goes online with AARP to inquire about long-term care, the contact information gets sent to me or another A2O agent. There must not be many of us, because I get leads from all over the state. Sometimes I get two or three a week. The sad thing is that by the time they get to me, they've usually got something that makes them uninsurable, and these policies are not easy to get. The decline rate for applications I submit is like 60-70 percent, which pizzes me off, but I kind of get it because long-term care is focking expensive. The AVERAGE in my community is like $80,000 a year, and the average stay is three years. Long-term care is the No. 1 destroyer of retirement assets. Thank God I got a long-term care policy on my mother-in-law almost a decade ago. She's into late-stage Alzheimer's and soon will need that policy once her management becomes too much for her husband.

Just looked at AMI. My concern would be the insurance and hurricane threat. Thoughts?

He did as Maximum Overdrive, so kudos to him. How are you able to retire at 63?

That's great!

That's great! My mother-in-law owns a farm in Arkansas, and that farm will be passed along to us at some point. They grow corn and soybean, but I'm thinking it might be more profitable producing cannibis, legal in that state. Was your lung capacity due to your own smoking, second-hand smoke or something else? I think it would be a focking blast working for the post office. Here's your mail, mutherfocker! You think there is a market for snapping up properties to turn into VRBO/AirBNB, etc.?

What do you do now?

This definitely is a great idea, as are the rest of them. I love writing, recording and producing my own music and don't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks about it. I've had a handful of new songs in the can for the past 10 years, but then Rusty II dug into my catalogue and took it upon himself to remaster everything and put it out there on Spotifying and YouTube, which in turn motivated me to finish my first album in more than a decade. I'd love to form a band to play this crap. I'll release my new crap to the board soon, after Toofy and the reviewers get their copies. Golf is another one. I love golf but haven't played in a while. And fish. And kayak. And travel and explore the world. My dad was a beast at woodworking. I've got some chisels of his that date back generations. He built some mind-melting muzzleloaders. I've never the patience for that kind of thing, but I'd love to learn how to just build a damned wooden frame.

Good job on getting there! What's your life plan after that? Like HT said, I can't imagine not working, even if it's in some volunteer capacity.

My intent was to retire to some quaint mountain community and write stories for the local newspaper. I still night do that, but for now I'm just going to ride the Ned Ryerson train into the sunset. Bing!

Yessir!

Glad you are, boyo! You've been through hell, sir.

I spent the last few years of my newspaper career working 70 hours a week for a $62,000 salary and hoarding responsibility in hopes of making myself look more essential to the company, having to look over my back shoulder all the time for the swinging layoff ax. Then I got laid off and replaced with someone with 20 years less experience, and they paid her like $30,000. Now, the newsroom that had 45 people in when I was there has like six. So it was a blessing. When a couple of people recommended that I talk to this company, I was like, "Life insurance? Fock that, but I'll go listen to them." But it's a great company with a long history, and it's servant leadership. The first three years were brutal. The washout rate is like 90 percent. But I went into it with the mindset of not having a backup plan and realized I could prospect and phone my way out of a slump. I make well over six figures and work 20-25 hours a week, have unlimited vacation/sick days and no boss, so I feel semiretired. The only time I get pesky with someone is if it's like a dad with a stay-at-home wife and kids. I tell him he's a azzhole if he doesn't have term insurance to take care of them.