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What does this even mean? Cross-border trade with Mexico totals hundreds of billions of dollars a year. Patriots are idiots.

This is where I am. It's bipartisan and better than nothing, but as Worms pointed out, not suprised the MAGA crowd opposed it before knowing what was in it, only because it would give a W to Biden.

Let's make The Geek Club great again! What do you say, boyo? We've come this far!

No, the Baptists have outlawed it and will gut you crotch to eyeball with a dull deer antler if they catch a whiff of it.

Is your 117,000 the bored record? I suppose I'd be up there if I'd posted much in the 2010s and Peefoam hadn't finger-blasted the report button and gotten my original handle permabanned. We should have a Geek H.O.F., and only Silverbacks can vote. You'd be a first-ballot mammyfocker, for sure!

I'm proud of you, son.

Wait, so you said Ted Cruz works in D.C. but has to be in Texas to push for federal funds yet fled Texas for Cancun when the state he was supposed to be in to request funds faced its historically worst winter disaster. Gawdblammit go to bed, son! You're like the Union's second charge at the Battle of Cold Harbor.

Like his Underoos. Perhaps graduate to panties ...

Well, that can't be said quite yet, seeing as his arrested is only two days old and any trial, conviction and punishment is months away. You're just saying that because his son's friend's girlfriend doesn't care for Clownzo. I won the forearm today. Go to bed and dream about that 100,000th post!

Oh, so you don't think a U.S. Senate member has any pull regarding federal emergency response and disaster aid? And he joins his family in warm, comfy Cancun when his home state faces a winter storm like it hasn't seen in recorded history and for which it isn't prepared? Ever heard of FEMA? The federal government has far more emergency-response resources than a state. I personally interviewed Rick Perry (doosh) and John Cornyn (love him) when they dropped in after Hurricane Rita. Damn, boyo, I've batted you around like a pickleball bigly today. You should take the night off. Seriously.

A third DWI is serious chit in these parts. He SHOULD get jail time.

Ted Cruz works FOR and represents his home state of Texas. They both left during an epic winter storm. Two wrongs don't make a right, right?

Not really. I'm actually Facebook friends with him and Mahomes' step-mother and have been for a long time. He played high school ball in a small town near me, and I've been following him since then. They seem like down-to-Earth people, and I think he's got a problem, and it's not entitlement.

Perhaps he'll hook up with Ted Cruz in Cancun!

This is what you've wanted, chim chim.

Bipartisan immigration bill details released. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/new-immigration-asylum-reform-bill-released-senate-text-rcna136602

HT would fit right in.

You don't know the differences between criminal and civil trial juries? Weren't you in law enforcement? Maybe they didn't require you to run down to the courthouse on your Segway to testify in a shoplifting case.

So says the reigning board whataboutism champion, now about opposing views and mockery in a Clownzo-worship thread. Funniest thing I've read in a while. Congrats.

That whole album kicks ass.

Jolene.

Father Clownzo belts out "Unchained Melody" one last time before eating six peanut butter, chocolate-chip cookie and gravy sammiches.

I read yesterday that Elvis at the time of death weighed 350, consumed12,000 calories a day ate ate some crazy chit, so yeah this is an accurate comparison.

Angie.