Pimpadeaux

Imagine Cdub growing up in a home led by intelligent, well-educated parents. Over and over, the parents talk about their hatred of Yoopers and how dumb they are. At parties, other parents make snarky remarks about Yoopers. On the school playground, kids use the term Yooper to insult one another. NANNY NANNY POOPER! YOU'RE A FOCKING YOOPER! But deep down, he has known he was a Yooper but kept it too himself. At 18, he moves away for a job in the smelt mines, where he is in the company of other Yoopers. The say and do Yooper things, like drink beer, ice fish, watch hockey and sniff each other's butts. But the mental damage was done long ago, so Cdub compensates by getting into some kind of martial arts know as Krav Magna, which I envision as a bunch of drunk Yoopers standing around a campfire and bonking rocks over each other's heads. He doesn't want to convert intelligent, well-educated people into Yoopers. He just wants to be a Yooper free of hate and oppression. One day, Cdub snaps, goes down to the weapons store and buys an automatic slingshot, gathers a bunch of rocks and invades an elementary school, spraying classrooms with rocks and killing dozens of kids. Liberals scream for better rock regulations. MAGAturds deflect and point to an incident in which a spindly Antifa operative dressed in black sets fire to a Kentucky Fried Chicken dumpster in a blue city. Sure, his parents had a valid reason for their Yooper hatred. That much is obvious. They viewed Yoopertism as a mental illness. What they and much of society were ignorant to is that if they let the Yooper be comfortable in his own skin, the rock-strawn carnage never would have happened.

Just because mental illness is rampant in the LGBTQ community doesn't mean that being LGBTQ is a mental illness. Imagine growing up as a boy who knows he is different at a very early age and hearing the anti-LGBTQ hate he hears from his parents, his parents' friends, at school, on the playground, etc. The hatred and homophobia in this forum underscores my point. By that time that kid gets to be a teenager and young adult, he has been subjected to hate his entire life, and you can bet that's going to create mental issues down the road. Just look at what it has done to Peefoam. I rest my case.

Whatever it is you referred to as your right-wing nutjob MAGAturd infotainment outlets, which tell you all that you want to hear.

He's wonderfully under your skin. I love this for you, boyo.

Project much?

His "research" consists of following two or three far-right MAGAturd podcasts that tell him everything he wants to hear. Then he injects his own spin on things with a tablespoon of misinformation.

Pot, meet kettle.

Definitely in.

She does ultramarathons, and this clown is so insecure and weak-minded that he has to resort to his misogynistic position of self-perceived thread that he resorts to name-calling here. What a doosh. It was soooooo nice when he briefly wasn't around, but the ignore feature is a wonderful thing.

That's bostonlager, who made a "Les Miserables" barricade-like stand for a few minutes.

We have a field. Throw it out there for voting.

So says you, but not surprising with you being an ignorant fountain of misinformation.

It's a synonym for attractive, mister hooked on moronics.

What a doosh. Jimmy Kimmel torched him pretty good.

^ WPOAT. Back on ignore you go, but Susie's remark is hilarious! She got you pretty good, butter britches.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Biggest board butthurt of all time. When everyone here agrees that you're the Worst Poster of All Time, that tells you something. And I have to use this handle because you hit the report button like a rabbit focks.

He's ineligible because his number got retired years ago.

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I nominate Hardcore troubadour.

Thanks! Lincoln wasn't killed by John Wilkes Booth We didn't put mankind on the moon Chem-trail toxins raining down on us Rosa Parks took a cab, not a bus.

Should have gone with pron instead of horror. "Steamboat Willie" ...

Oh don't be such a grumpy poo bear. It's a good song.

EDJR and BeenHereBefore have been asked to review my new album. If anyone else wants an advanced copy and do a review, PM me. It's horrific, as always. I promise!

Ass 2 Ass.

You sit here and judge people daily. You're a hypocrite.