Pimpadeaux

Yep, I spent the first few years of my journalism career as hourly (not putting down the overtime I worked, becaue that's what we did) and then the rest of it as salary. I've been mostly commission for almost a decade. I hustled my ass off the first few years to put me in position these days to work 20-25 hours a week, set my own hours and have as many vacation and sick days as I want. I work for a Fortune 100 company but don't really have a boss, and management is there in a servant-leadership and supportive role. I could spend summers in an RV in Montana and work. I more than paid my dues working for soul-sucking, incompetent jerks.

Yoopers feel a greater sense of self-worth when they refer to their lunch and dinner shifts at the Smelt-In-A-Box as "projects."

The mist is what you call brain matter between your ears. You're such a focking idiot.

This is like Turdcore and Peefoam meeting at last after a long gap between hookups.

This is too tedious to read.

Let Pimpadeaux clean up this literary catastrophe for you! "You accuse these people of highest-level conspiracy, a level so treasonous it ranks among history's biggest manhunts. Pro tip: If you want to make a solid point, don't exhibit third-grader writing skills when doing so, you semi-illiterate fock potato. " ... they are in the mist of ... " OMG! Idiot in the mist. Bwhahahaahahah. Oh, and "history's biggest manhunts?" Yeah, sure it is. Maybe it's the 91 felonies ... Bwhahahahhah. Focking moron.

^^^^^ Still thinks that not a single one of the 91 felony might be true and that all these plea agreements don't involve Clownzo getting thrown under the bus where he belongs. ^^^^^^ Ooooga oooooga!

Yep, the legal walls are closing in on Clownzo. https://www.yahoo.com/news/jury-selection-set-begin-first-044842666.html

Got the first two, the first booster and then got a very mild case of COVID. Won't be getting any more jabs unless some nasty new strain comes along.

Looks like Putin doesn't like us sending long-range missiles to Ukraine.

Yeah, she was his rock, and he seemed lost and unraveled after she passed and grew even more radical when the summer 2020 riots were happening. On social media, he was cheering on the violence and got really mad when I mocked him like I used to around here. But he seems back to his jolly liberal self these days. We've chatted on the phone recently.

I've actually reconnected with him lately, and he's softened up quite a bit. He remarried, retired and moved to Canada, where he lives on an island near Victoria.

Peefoam, Peefoam likes his posting He makes a lot, they say Spends his days counting In a garage by the motorway

A five-hour gap in posting does not warrant a pity bump, Hitler100.

I thought Tip O'Neill died almost 30 years ago.

This is what passes as awesome in his retirement.

You dug back more than 16 years to find this thread. Creepy.

R.I.P. Fervid Ro.

This is what his retirement looks like, spending all day being pwned and triggered. Sad.

Sung to Metallica's "Wherever I May Roam." He's a dumb ass anywhere Talks his stupid everywhere His mental cupboard is bare Anywhere he's Peefoam His brain made of Styrofoam

Three times hotter than previous champ Carolina Reaper. https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/pepper-x-marks-spot-south-180055656.html Who eats this sh!t?

The only thing that came close to that was something I ate at Korean restaurant in Killeen. It was probably a cat.

You're such a wasteland for knowledge and intelligence, among myriad other things. You're just parroting MAGAturd misinformation, as usual. Russia has abducted tens of thousands of Ukrainian children during this invasion. Why aren't you appalled about that, chim chim? Here is a list of the most notorious human trafficking: https://ocindex.net/rankings/human_trafficking Forty-four countries - including Russia - rank ahead of Ukraine. The United States is ranked in there as well, you dumb, unfunny focknut.

This is where I'm at. Russia winning this thing would destabilize that region and cause economic chaos around the world. Hopefuly these long-range missiles will fock up Russia's logistics.

Years ago, I was with my family strolling around in this quaint little town. We stepped into a place where you could try all kinds of jellies and sauces. I was working my way through a line of Dave's sauces and got to Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce, and nearby was a sign - with a skull and crossbones - warning customers that this sauce was hot. I soaked a big cracker in it and popped it into my mouth. I immediately regretted this. It felt like a bomb had gone off in my mouth. I started sweating profusely and looked around for something that could put out the fire. The little old ladies behind a nearby counter started cackling at me, and one said, "The sign says that sauce is hot! Bwhahaha!!!" With the firestorm raging, I got the hiccups as I spotted a soft-serve ice cream machine and hurriedly made my way toward it. Rather than mess with a cone or bowl, I just put my mouth under the dispenser, flipped the handle and filled my piehole with vanilla ice cream. This made the old ladies cackle even louder. The ice cream did the trick and put out the fire. But it wasn't over. Later that day, the firestorm resumed at the exit portal, feeling like I was giving birth to hot coals. The crazy thing is that this sauce was ketchup compared to the crazy sh!t that tops the hot list these days.