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    Greatest sports crowd rituals

    Gang banging your mom in the men's rest room. She's like a door knob. Everyone gets a turn.
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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    U.S. secretly gave Ukraine long-range missiles. https://www.yahoo.com/news/ukraine-uses-secretly-shipped-u-134918099.html
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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    It is. I can't imagine your MAGAturd b!tching if your boy Putin wins and you spazz out in trying to find whatever to blame for the consequences. Nazi loser, you are. Go burn a cross or something.
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    Trump INDICTED

    Fines and jail time. It's up to six months at state court level.
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    Trump INDICTED

    I hope he does and winds up in jail.
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    RIP Chrissy Snow

    I didn't. She was the first in her family to attend college, and her parents were hard-working blue-collar folks who busted their asses to put her through school, and she'd sign up for extra classes, food plans, books she didn't need and other things and then cancel those things and pocket the refunds, spending the money on clothes and other crap. I figured that if she did that kind of thing to her parents, she'd think nothing of doing it to a boyfriend or husband, so that was that. Oddly enough, I live in the town where she grew up and pass by her now-deceased parents' house all the time. I focked her in the living room of that house. Her mom must have been still alive when I moved here, because she had this old blue Cadillac that was always parked in the carport. One day a few years ago, the Cadillac was gone, and there was a For Sale sign in the yard, so I assume the mom died or went into a nursing home. I assume the ex-girlfriend went on to find herself a sugar daddy to sponge off.
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    Rate my Draft

    Tyler Allgeier 13 51 0 3.92 Bijan Robinson 13 37 0 2.85
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    RIP Chrissy Snow

    I had a girlfriend in college who looked just like her when she was on "Three's Company." Hot as fock.
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    War in Israel

    I didn't think Yoopers could read, much less process Mein Kampf. I figured they just sat around all day, drinking Budweiser, shoving live smelt up their poopholes and finding the right opportunities to get with their smelt-smelling sisters so they could make more little Yoopers.
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    I Would Like Someone To Be An Angry Antagonistic To Me e

    You squat when you pee.
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    Week 16 start / sit

    I'm hanging on to him. This dude in my league really, really wants Olave. He offered me Barkley and Pickens for Olave and Dameon Pierce. I've got plenty of depth at both spots. But it just seems the Giants are a fantasy-football dumpster fire this year.
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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    You don't get to dismiss an actual country as a country so that you can move up Ukraine on the corruption leaderboard. Crassic MAGAturd attempt to re-write information so one feels more comfortable with an idiotic, fanatical paradigm. Total. Cultist. Russia is way more corrupt than Ukraine, and yet you root for the more corrupt, autocratic of the two. What a jackass.
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    easy piccata

    Everything sounds ghey when one is ghey, grasshopper. Ghey on, brave soul.
  14. Every time I see your handle, I read it as Idiot101, as if a special, government-sponsored course program was created to hopefully bring you up to some base line of intelligence in hopes you'll contribute something, anything, to society. Alas, it shall never come to fruition, because you have the uncanny ability, or perhaps disability, to out-dumb anything the system can produce to de-dumbass your poor soul. Sad for you, boyo. Your dumbassery is chronic.
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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    As opposed to ranked by catastrophizing, conspiracy-loving, ignorant, information-fabricating dumbasses such as you. Every country has its share of corruption. Look no further than the clown who moved into the White House in 2017 and now faces 91 felony charges and a financially painful slew of civil lawsuits. Here is another list that Ukraine is not on: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/most-corrupt-countries And another: https://sydel.com/these-are-the-worlds-most-corrupt-countries/ You want to drink the MAGAturd Kool Aid on this one, be my guest, but once again, you're wrong, as usual.
  16. Yeah, that was a big, scary story back then. Here's a look at the similarities and differences between the two: https://www.healthline.com/health/coronavirus-vs-sars#symptoms A similar coronovirus - MERS - broke out in the Middle East about a decade later. What a lot of people don't know about the COVID vaccine is that it wasn't just something whipped up in 2020. Work on coronovirus vaccines ramped up with SARS. So there were decades of research already in the can when COVID came along. This is why I was fine with the vaccine, which I believe has been highly effective in lessening COVID, particularly deaths from it. COVID-19 wasn't created in the lab, according to myriad virologists who studied it. I don't rule out that someone at the Wuhan lab accidentally caught it and became Patient Zero for the pandemic. Hell, ebola almost got out of a lab in Reston, Va. A book called "The Hot Zone" covered it and the origins of that terrible disease. Scary focking book right there. Of course China would cover it up if it did get out of the lab, but I don't buy into any of this conspiracy nonsense that it was created in a lab and deliberately spread. If that were the case, China would have already developed a vaccination to protect its own people and not taken the extreme clampdown measures.
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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    This has long been a MAGAturd assumption, but here's a list with Russia as No. 1 and Ukraine not even on it. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/10-most-corrupt-countries-ranked-by-perception
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    nuclear war - doomsday⌛

    Border Patrol and state troopers also patrol the back roads, and "widen open" implies that it's completely unprotected, which it most certainly is not. Again, this is just a far-right buzz phrase to catastrophize and misrepresent the issue. I thought you were smarter than this. I worked as a reporter in South Texas for a few years, and two Border Patrol checkpoints were part of my beat. I spent a day at one of them writing about Border Patrol operations. There was a holding cell, and inside were a bunch of illegals who had been caught. They seemed friendly and even waved at me. Wondering how many of these people Border Patrol agents rounded up in a year, I asked, "So how many of these people do you capture?" The response: 5,000. I said, "5,000 a year?" Agent, "No, 5,000 a week." That was a shocking number to me, and the problem has gotten far worse.
  19. Keep obsessing over old news and not move on with your life. https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2022/origins-of-sars-cov-2
  20. So you're saying the Clownzo Administration lied to us?
  21. You'd need a much bigger one to protect the public from seeing your gnarly Yooper face.
  22. I lost a half dozen clients - and the partner over our office - to COVID, and every one of them was an anti-vaxxer. I had COVID about a month ago, and it was so mild that I wrote it off as seasonal allergies, but then my wife came down with the same symptoms and took a test, which was positive. I credit the mildness to a combination of me being vaccinated with one booster and the strain being not as severe. This whole angry ant-vax crap mixed with all the MAGAturd conspiracy theories is so laughable, and so many MAGAturds remained anti-vax even after their beloved Clownzo encouraged them to get the shot. I don't focking care whether it escaped from a lab or came out of a bat's ass at an open market. It certainly wasn't intentional, because why would China want to do that to itself and the rest of the world? And what's with this ongoing obsession with Dr. Fauci?
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