LaVidaCurly

Hmmm.....hot men in tight little black nut-huggers. It got my attention I thought it needed more sex though.

No, it's called Elisabeth Arden!!

Well, if it isn't important then why did you bring it up as something you will add later on?

umm... hate to break it to you. But, most women use credit cards. That is what they call a major problemo. Keep trying

My personal favorites "dried up kunt" "asswipe" "spineless pprickk" I got lots. I'm half irish half colombian. why cant you say the p word?

You know, they already have lots of "Salon" software that has been around and tested for a long time. What makes yours so special?

Rafael Nadal is so adorable. I want to make him my love slave...

Don't tell your attorney. Somebody might spoil your fun someday too! Besides, If she's latin she will definitely find you. As a latin woman I know these things. So, how hot is this attorney of yours? I might have something to drop off for him...

Genie in a bottle the spanish version.

What about Cindy Crawford. Not that she is an actress. She made one attempt and flopped. Also, any Baldwin brother. Focking losers.

Let the air out and put the doll back in the closet.

I am sure you were happy that your wife made 100K+ when you bought your house. She is probably as unhappy as you are. She probably has never even had an orgasm in the 13 years you have been together. She just needs some guy to make her go "hmmm...so that's what it's all about!" Bottom line, if she is making 100k+ you get a focking maid/cook/nanny that is what people do when there are two careers going on. And as far as splitting up the chores she does what she's been doing. The folding, bringing home the bacon etc. You can't have it all. What women is going to make 100K and cook your focking dinner. You get to choose one and one only. And if you get anything extra you should kiss her feet! Seriously, it sounds like you are not man enough for her.

BALL BREAKER I'm in the right place!

Wondering what you guys are thinking about his cack right now. Since he's been servicing all the chicks in ORL, he's been averaging about 20 mins, about 10 inches, 7 sessions. Think he'll eventually live up to be my number one stud? I think he can definitely grow to be a solid bed player, averaging 15 inches and 8 - 10 blasts per session, but he'll never be a porn-star and will never be as good as Wentworth , McSteamy or Benjamin Bratt.

I wonder why the press kept this so quiet. I guess because he quit before he got arrested.