Dongholster

He lets me put things in his mouth

No (wouldn't need it for him anyway) No

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link?

Charlton Heston

Newbie Jr = frosted flake

fruit loops

It is a well-established fact that Natural Ice is the beer of choice among crack and meth users, most of whom resort to gay for pay activities to finance their habits. Thus, it is a gay beer. All lite beer is gay as any beer drinker who is more concerned about his girlish figure than he is about real beer taste is by definition gay. My beer of choise is Amstel Lite, because I like the low calories, the pretty label, and because I am gay.

No toaster oven option?

You'd be surprised what one could fit in there! I was.

Wrong my republican friend. All lite beer is gay. I am an authority.

No No, good suggestion however. I'll make a note of it.

The song itself is not gay. However the "artist" who wrote and performed said song is gay. Therefore, the song, as performed by the Outfield, is unequivocally gay. Which is of course, fine by me.

No. No. And No.

The Outfield Please re-post this in the super gay things thread. TIA

We're all not bunch of lisping limpwrists honey.

tasteful beach shot showing off to my pals

Nuclear warfare does not require infantrymen. HTH.

I think you need to up your specs a tad, say 2" in diameter and at least 8 inches long.

He probably is the only one around here whose ass sees as much action as mine

No link

Yes, but with his generous overbite, his mouth appears to be as accommodating as Freddie Mercury's once was!

Your attempt blows more than I do!

I like mine big, shaved & musky.

Is there any other way to massage a prostate?